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This would be the second time he's been at the door to Milliways with a large, sharp object except this time the object in question is an axe and he's a great deal less focused.

Or rather, over focused.

Or rather, overloaded.

"Wood? Fire? Warm? Baby!"

...no, that's probably the most intelligent thing he's going to say till he meets his son. For the moment, however, he's staring around as if he'd just woken up, blinking and trying to process the bar that seems to have replaced the firewood pile and the chopping stump.

[ooc: for those who've read the Malloreon, I'm sure you can tell what this is: Geran is in the middle of being born. For those who haven't, here's the short story: Garion is completely and utterly gone right now. His brain is overloaded. Think of it as a bezerker gone backwards; he can only process the simplest of ideas or commands and everything is, for the moment, ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT. Feel free to stop by and confuse him, mock him, or try and remind him that he should probably go home and check on his wife. For anyone who'd like to read how it happened in the books, click here for a laugh.]

[ooc: for about a half an hour, I must travel home. back for more crack soon] [...the guy at the store I went to was SPECIAL. I apologize for the delay but hey *grins* NEW CANON!]

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[venusadept_2]

[OOC: I was hoping you'd do this.]

Somehow, Felix has only ever managed to meet Garion at less than his best.

"???"

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He blinks and looks around, hoping to find some of the firewood he needs for Ce'Nedra's fire because the fire needs to be good and strong to keep the baby warm because they were having a baby and he wanted to make everything PERFECT.

He turns and looks at Felix with a blink.

"You can talk in question marks? That's AMAZING!"

Then he's back looking for wood. Those chairs look good...

[venusadept_2]

"What are you looking for?"

So that's what Felix looks like when he's utterly confused!

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"WOOD!" Because doesn't everyone know that he needs wood for the fire for his wife who's...in another world at the moment.

Hey, cut him some slack. His brain's just not cut out for this.

He stares at Felix as if he were insane.

*cough*

"For the fire! To make the room warm for the baby."

Blink.

"CE'NEDRA! The baby! We're having the baby!"`

[venusadept_2]

"Ah! Congratulations!"

"Um... I'm afraid I don't have any wood at the moment, but you might try the forest outside."

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He grabs Felix around the shoulders and pulls him into a bear hug before nodding at subsonic speeds.

"Of COURSE! You're BRILLIANT! That's a BRILLIANT IDEA!"

[venusadept_2]

Oof.

"Ah... Thank you. Would you mind setting me down first?"

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He blinks at Felix, who is still a foot or so off the ground in his arms before putting him down and beaming.

"Certainly! That's a good idea too! Can't cut firewood with someone there or I could but it would get very very messy! And Ce'Nedra needs firewood! For the fire! For the baby."