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[from-topside.livejournal.com]

There be a Perunu inna bar. Witha baby. And a resume.

...what, just because he's a successful business man doesn't mean he's about to muck up the chance to be a high priest. Especially considering the possible biscuits.

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[from-topside.livejournal.com]

Gary takes the picture with absolute solemnity and puts it away where Andrei won't chew on it.

"Will do. And don't worry about the acting bit. Everybody does it when they need the money."

[flakygoodness.livejournal.com]

He smiles graciously.

"As for the altar, you just need a large cauldron or bowl of some sort. Stone, iron... stainless steel could work in a pinch. No copper or glass. Encourage offerings of ingredients -- flour, sugar, water, eggs, that kind of thing. No big prayers or anything are required, but a quick 'thanks, Geoff' as the offerings are given wouldn't go amiss.

"Once you've got that set up and there's a couple of offerings, I'll be able to invest power in you through the shrine so that you can perform miracles in my name."

He pauses.

"They won't be great miracles at first, but you gotta start somewhere."

[from-topside.livejournal.com]

"Getting to eat one of em before the little ones eat them all's enough miracle for me."

[flakygoodness.livejournal.com]

Geoff laughs. "Priests always get first dibs. While they're still warm, in fact!"

[from-topside.livejournal.com]

He was a middle child.

He was a middle child in... might be eight now.

"You've got my eternal devotion right there, mate."

[flakygoodness.livejournal.com]

"Marvellous!" the god beams. "You just go ahead and get that shrine taken care of, then, and when you've got it, make a little offering, and I'll know. Then we can finalize everything!"

Ahhh, the power of belief. It's a bit intoxicating.

[from-topside.livejournal.com]

He's got Gary's belief.

The fate of his eternal soul was one thing, but knowing there'd always be a biscuit on the plate for him was a right solid thing for a man to believe in and appreciate.

[flakygoodness.livejournal.com]

Which is why Geoff was so successful, back in the day. Salvation after death is all well and good, but a bikkie right from the oven? Now that's paradise.

[from-topside.livejournal.com]

"I'll get right on it."

He grins and laughs just a little, rocking Andrei carefully in one arm.

"Our flat's a load of bloody pagans, now, isn't it? Grand stuff. Dick, my mate from way back, he's following Loki and now, you've got me."

He grins again.

"Grand stuff."