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Three beautiful girls in very tiny skirts are sitting together at a table with a tea kettle and extra cups. A few school books, deck of cards, and rice paper with a calligraphy set are also scattered about.

"But! Ami-chan! It's a brilliant plan!" Minako is saying.

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"Mina-chan." Rei's voice is soft and gentle as she leans over a little to look the other girl in the eye.

"Think of it as a new enemy to defeat?"

There is a pause, before, craftily, "Perhaps Ami or I could have a reward for you, if you did study."

Briiiiber.

Ami is perfectly willing to bribe. She nods effusively, glasses catching the light again.

"What do you think would motivate you to work hard in your studies?

"Something feasible and legal," she adds hastily.

Minako's mouth snaps shut. Her eye twitching glaze of love clearly says 'I'll get you in a tank, my pretty. And your little super computer too!'

And then! DING! Light bulb!

"You in Rei-chan's little red dress and a date with a hot guy of my choosing. Here. With sake."

She hooks arms with Rei and beams at the other girl. "We'll go with her! We'll double date!"

Cue inner maniacal laughter...now.

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rei smiles.

"If you study, I'm sure Ami-chan would be more than willing."

And of course Rei is.

For Ami's sake.

Ami's mouth drops open.

And snaps shut.

Her cheeks are quickly approaching an alarming shade of crimson.

"Do you really think that's necessary?" she squeaks.

She cups a hand to her ear. "What's that, Ami-chan? You want to help me break into the highly classified military base under Mt. Fuji and steal a hover tank? Is that what you said?"

"Mina-chan!"

That?

Was totally not a wail.

"What?"

She smiles, very innocent.

"It'll be fun!"

Thank the Kami she hasn't seen the 'whores for hire!' poster yet!

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