Help Wanted

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On his way upstairs Indy takes a piece of paper out of his pocket and tacks it to the noticeboard. There are sign-up sheets attached to the bottom.

Elephant Sitters Wanted Two people required to watch a tiny pet elephant while owners are out Short hours and good pay Please help! Our shoes depend on you! Apply to Mike and Indy below

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[half-giant.livejournal.com]

Hagrid sees the note and snorts - no one ever thinks to ask the animal expert.

"He pulls out a quill and writes: I kin do it fer free, if yeh don' mind me takin' out doors while I work in the gardens.

-Hagrid"

It doesn't occur to him that they might not know who he is.

[mnt_mike]

Dear Mister Hagrid
if that is indeed your real name.

We would be delighted to further discuss with you some arrangements in the realm of animal care and entertainment. Please bring the following to a joint committee meeting on the topic at hand.

- Resume
- List of Three References who have know you for at least five years, one of which can be Personal
- A rubber WallStreet Journal, which is preferred over a rubber Washington Post.

Please respond with suitable times and places for interview.
Good day to you sir.

Michael T. Angelo.

[half-giant.livejournal.com]

Dear Mr. Angelo,

I ain't sure what a rusume is, but Tonks, Ron Weasley, an' Harry Potter will all vouch fer me.

I teach Care of Magical Creatures at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry when I ain't bound to the bar.

I also ain't sure what Wall Street Journal or a Washington Post is, but I'll bring one if the Bar can provide one.

Any time you want to talk to me, and anywhere, I reckon. I work out in the gardens most days, so I'll be around.

Thanks?
Rubeus Hagrid
(my real name!)