Help Wanted

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On his way upstairs Indy takes a piece of paper out of his pocket and tacks it to the noticeboard. There are sign-up sheets attached to the bottom.

Elephant Sitters Wanted Two people required to watch a tiny pet elephant while owners are out Short hours and good pay Please help! Our shoes depend on you! Apply to Mike and Indy below

Comments

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Gil,

Thank you for your kind offer. We are indeed persevering to find full time help, but we will definitely take you up on the kitchen space for those emergency moments. That being said, Stampy is not passionate about normal elephant foods such as carrot peelings, primarily because Mike and Mel got her hooked on sugar and chocolate when we first took her in. We are trying to wean her onto a hay and vegetable diet now, but our efforts are being met with some resistance.

Regarding the career opportunities, I have a few ideas and would be happy to discuss them with you at your convenience. The world of archaeology is full of narrow ledges, small holes and tunnels impassable to normal-sized humans. I can see an intelligent rat being very useful in the field.

Yours,

Indy.