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[Out of Milliways, and into Twin Peaks: Dale Cooper isn't above a little minor subterfuge. And neither is Audrey Horne.]
Cooper sticks his head into the bar, and follows it. There's a copy of the Twin Peaks Gazette under his arm.
When he settles at the bar and unfolds it, the lead story is about a -- get this -- campaign rally. For Jerry Horne. In the sheriff's campaign.
Apparently Jerry Horne is making campaign promises. One of them -- so the headline screams -- is A FISH IN EVERY PERCOLATOR.
Something that Special Agent Dale Cooper, FBI, is wondering --
How in god's name is an abomination like that an incentive to vote for Jerry Horne?
Cooper sticks his head into the bar, and follows it. There's a copy of the Twin Peaks Gazette under his arm.
When he settles at the bar and unfolds it, the lead story is about a -- get this -- campaign rally. For Jerry Horne. In the sheriff's campaign.
Apparently Jerry Horne is making campaign promises. One of them -- so the headline screams -- is A FISH IN EVERY PERCOLATOR.
Something that Special Agent Dale Cooper, FBI, is wondering --
How in god's name is an abomination like that an incentive to vote for Jerry Horne?
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*The smile grows slightly.* Where would I find a fisherman who would know?
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Harry S. Truman?
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How will I know him if I see him?
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He hasn't forgotten -- when things slow down, Harry said they'd take a day and go fishing. Cooper is looking forward to it.
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*There is a thoughtful pause.* If the man promising the fish wins, and I am unable to collect on the promise as I did not vote, may I have your fish?
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He could say several somethings.
He will not.
"If you'd like."
Cooper is not a fan of Jerry Horne.
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For what reasons?
*Doesn't Dale like fish? How can he not like fish?? It's fish!*
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*The other characteristics scan with what Yrael has heard of politics on Earth.*
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He doesn't say anything.
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My politics follow me.
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I do what is best for myself at the given moment.
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What did you ask for, then? Just to make sure?
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What of your politics, then?
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