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tibetanmethod ([personal profile] tibetanmethod) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2006-07-20 10:08 pm

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[Out of Milliways, and into Twin Peaks: Dale Cooper isn't above a little minor subterfuge. And neither is Audrey Horne.]

Cooper sticks his head into the bar, and follows it. There's a copy of the Twin Peaks Gazette under his arm.

When he settles at the bar and unfolds it, the lead story is about a -- get this -- campaign rally. For Jerry Horne. In the sheriff's campaign.

Apparently Jerry Horne is making campaign promises. One of them -- so the headline screams -- is A FISH IN EVERY PERCOLATOR.

Something that Special Agent Dale Cooper, FBI, is wondering --

How in god's name is an abomination like that an incentive to vote for Jerry Horne?
mogget_cat: (human!anime)

[personal profile] mogget_cat 2006-07-21 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
*Yrael smiles, thoughtfully.* Chinook, Coho, Pink, Brown, Rainbow, Cut-throat, maybe others. Any perch? Pike? Brim?

*The smile grows slightly.* Where would I find a fisherman who would know?
mogget_cat: (human!tilt)

[personal profile] mogget_cat 2006-07-21 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
*He blinks. He's read something of a vague overview of Earth history, and he knows that name.*

Harry S. Truman?
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[personal profile] mogget_cat 2006-07-21 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
*Yrael gives that eyes-closed, quiet exhale of a laugh that says quite plainly, "That's sad, man."*

How will I know him if I see him?
mogget_cat: (Fish!)

[personal profile] mogget_cat 2006-07-21 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Ah.

*There is a thoughtful pause.* If the man promising the fish wins, and I am unable to collect on the promise as I did not vote, may I have your fish?
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[personal profile] mogget_cat 2006-07-21 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
*Yrael beams brightly.* Thank you.
mogget_cat: (human!tilt)

[personal profile] mogget_cat 2006-07-21 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
You do not plan on voting for the man promising fish, then.

For what reasons?

*Doesn't Dale like fish? How can he not like fish?? It's fish!*
mogget_cat: (human!relaxed)

[personal profile] mogget_cat 2006-07-21 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well then. Charter forbid they ever elect a fool.

*The other characteristics scan with what Yrael has heard of politics on Earth.*
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[personal profile] mogget_cat 2006-07-21 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
*Assuming there must be a reason for aforementioned eyebrow-raise, Yrael says lightly,* Yes?
mogget_cat: (human!tilt)

[personal profile] mogget_cat 2006-07-21 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
*Yrael blinks.*

My politics follow me.
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[personal profile] mogget_cat 2006-07-21 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
*The look on Yrael's face is one of mild perplexity, as one looks, when the offered answers to choose from don't seem to fit.*

I do what is best for myself at the given moment.
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[personal profile] mogget_cat 2006-07-21 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
*Yrael raises one eyebrow, his look flat.*

What did you ask for, then? Just to make sure?
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[personal profile] mogget_cat 2006-07-21 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
*Yrael nods.* You wanted to make sure.

What of your politics, then?

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