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"Free of charge counselling sessions free of charge!" Says one screeching Dalek as it floats down the stairs. "Free Horoscope and palm-reading, as well. Find emotional well-being despite your frail human psyches!"

Dalek is always botherable.

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"Little steps like taking a walk and drinking water instead of soda."

Hey, he's ex-military. You aren't ever going to get him to wax philosophical about the physical benefits of moisturizer.

"Do you not already do that?!" Dalek is outraged.

Bond lowers his hand and looks at the Dalek with a furrowed brow and narrowed eyes.

"You're not also ridiculous, you're also insane."

"That is an insult to the Daleks! You are an enemy of the Daleks!"

"Am I really? Do I get some sort of prize for that?"

"No."

James snaps his fingers. "Damn."

He was really expecting the Dalek to say something like "EXTERMINATION!!!"

Dalek does hate to disappoint, but sometimes it can't be avoided.

"All enemies of the Daleks are exterminated."

James looks positively giddy at the prospect. In the way that James can look positively giddy.

"I always wanted to be exterminated by a tin can!"

"My weapons aren't operational. It will need to be scheduled for another time!"

He frowns. "But what if I don't want to die another day?"

Mun profoundly apologizes for the BAD PUN.

"You do not have a choice, human!"

He sighs, much with the long-suffering.

"Fine. Let's compare schedules, then, shall we? Whenever you get yourself repaired, then we can pick a good time for me to kick it."

"I am forbidden from repairing myself," Sulkily.

:O

"You mean I'll never get to die? I am offended! That's false advertising."

"You should not be so eager!"

He gives the Dalek a stern salute. "Yes, Herr Dalek."

"I am pleased we agree."

Right.

He can think of nothing else to say. Which means he's about to go from 0 to bored in 60 seconds, and he--er, probably needs to move. So he pushes his chair back and stands.

"Well, Mr. Dalek, it was nice to be counseled and threatened by you, but I'm afraid I have to go. I sincerely hope we may have many more pleasant conversations like these in the time between now and my imminent death."