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[guppy_sandhu]

It's been busy in Holby, with everything from a threatened early birth ('Can't I just cross my legs doc?') to the usual kids messing with medication ('An epipen is not a toy').Salbutamol for the first. Second only a temporary measure whilst shock is treated.
Guppy's currently sitting near the fire looking up unusual fertilisers from his latest patient (? Nicotine OD).Tachicardia, hypertension, adrenaline is physiological antagonist
Entirely botherable.

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[the-h-star-r.livejournal.com]

Homestar's finished a salad (nothin' fancy) and is doing some after-eating strolling.

"Heya Doc! Good to see ya."

[guppy_sandhu]

"Hey Homestar." Guppy says, looking up from his book.
Which was mainly describing muscarinic antagonism by atropine
"How are you?"

[the-h-star-r.livejournal.com]

"Pretty good, pretty good. Heard some good music, had some good food and drink, rolled on the floor for a bit, saw a movie, you know that stuff."

[guppy_sandhu]

"You rolled on the floor?"

[the-h-star-r.livejournal.com]

"Yeah. I had a few hard melonades. And a picture of a panda eating a piece of cake."

Even he's not sure why he drew that.

"How 'bout you?"

[guppy_sandhu]

"Busy, both sides." he says tiredly, smiling a little. "You saw a panda? Or just drew one?"

[the-h-star-r.livejournal.com]

"Drew it. Looked like my handwriting anyway."

A slight frown.

"We are gonna hafta get you 40 CCs of Vacation, stat."

[guppy_sandhu]

He yawns.

"What day is good for you?"

[the-h-star-r.livejournal.com]

"Any really. You gotta watch out for our new crater, though."

Strong Bad + Bazooka + Homestar talking during the movie = Drastic landscape changes.

[guppy_sandhu]

"...crater?"

A shrug. "Tomorrow good for you? I should be able to get a few days out."

[the-h-star-r.livejournal.com]

"Ooh, Biz Caz Fri! That's good with me. Mayhaps we could even go to Beach Themed Restaurant."

[guppy_sandhu]

"Yeah, I'd like that, thanks. It's not too short notice?"

[the-h-star-r.livejournal.com]

"Naw. I'm easy. And the weather's great at home. It'd be perfect. Besides, you're way overdue for this."

[guppy_sandhu]

"Thanks. I appreciate it. I can't stay too long though, I have a patient here."

[the-h-star-r.livejournal.com]

"Oh dang. Nothing too serious?"

I mean, if he can take a vacation, it can't be too bad, right?

[guppy_sandhu]

"Well it's something that should be reduced in severity by then. Hm, but, I'm not sure if I should leave him actually. Next week?"

The mun apologises for the confusion on account of being tired and forgetful.

[the-h-star-r.livejournal.com]

"That works too."

Hey, the mun over here is fairly dizzy, so we're both in the same boat.

"What's the matter with him?"

[guppy_sandhu]

"I can't tell you, sorry Homestar."

[the-h-star-r.livejournal.com]

"Aww."

Now that secret's gonna drive him crazy.

Homestar pouts.

"Not fair."

[guppy_sandhu]

"Patient Doctor confidentiality Homestar." Guppy says. "It applies to everyone. You wouldn't want me to tell everyone when you were sick would you?"

[the-h-star-r.livejournal.com]

Homestar ponders this.

"I do that on my own..."

[guppy_sandhu]

"Yes, but let's say you had something embarrassing wrong with you. Like at home when I treat people glued to toilet seats. You wouldn't want everyone to know would you?"

[the-h-star-r.livejournal.com]

"Oh."

Homestar looks a little dejected.

"That's happened. The everyone finding out the embarrassing thing."

Sort of.

[guppy_sandhu]

"So you see? Patient doctor confidentiality is a good thing, right?"

He pats Homestar on the shoulder. Or equivalent of.

"Not much fun huh?"

[the-h-star-r.livejournal.com]

"No sir."

[guppy_sandhu]

Guppy grins tiredly.

"Want a smoothie?"

[the-h-star-r.livejournal.com]

"Sure."