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[guppy_sandhu]

It's been busy in Holby, with everything from a threatened early birth ('Can't I just cross my legs doc?') to the usual kids messing with medication ('An epipen is not a toy').Salbutamol for the first. Second only a temporary measure whilst shock is treated.
Guppy's currently sitting near the fire looking up unusual fertilisers from his latest patient (? Nicotine OD).Tachicardia, hypertension, adrenaline is physiological antagonist
Entirely botherable.

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[the-h-star-r.livejournal.com]

"That works too."

Hey, the mun over here is fairly dizzy, so we're both in the same boat.

"What's the matter with him?"

[guppy_sandhu]

"I can't tell you, sorry Homestar."

[the-h-star-r.livejournal.com]

"Aww."

Now that secret's gonna drive him crazy.

Homestar pouts.

"Not fair."

[guppy_sandhu]

"Patient Doctor confidentiality Homestar." Guppy says. "It applies to everyone. You wouldn't want me to tell everyone when you were sick would you?"

[the-h-star-r.livejournal.com]

Homestar ponders this.

"I do that on my own..."

[guppy_sandhu]

"Yes, but let's say you had something embarrassing wrong with you. Like at home when I treat people glued to toilet seats. You wouldn't want everyone to know would you?"

[the-h-star-r.livejournal.com]

"Oh."

Homestar looks a little dejected.

"That's happened. The everyone finding out the embarrassing thing."

Sort of.

[guppy_sandhu]

"So you see? Patient doctor confidentiality is a good thing, right?"

He pats Homestar on the shoulder. Or equivalent of.

"Not much fun huh?"

[the-h-star-r.livejournal.com]

"No sir."

[guppy_sandhu]

Guppy grins tiredly.

"Want a smoothie?"

[the-h-star-r.livejournal.com]

"Sure."