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[OOM: Millitimed to Sunday night: Word problem time. A train leaves Victorian England at X miles per hour heading toward Milliways. At the same time, another train leaves the Wizarding World at Y miles per hour for the same destination. What level of carnage will ensue when the two trains collide? The answer? A lot. And then... a lot more. Warnings for Smut, Brain Breaky, and, Oh, No, They Di'n't.]