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[will_scarlett]

Will and Doc enter from the back, carrying Jack Sparrow between them, he is bound with duct tape and both outlaws are grinning as they lay him down on a table ignoring all protests and bargaining.

Now the search for where best to display their prize for the most amusement, perhaps tied to a rafter.

The two outlaws are welcome to suggestions or just poke the pirate.

(OOC:Three pups, three muns, Jack's trussed, Will and Doc are grinning, come and have fun!)

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[mnt_mike]

Bar called him, hoping he would help the poor Pirate in need.

"What'chu got there, boys?"

The Narration believes she called the wrong guy.

[will_scarlett]

"Good e'en, sir, just brought ye a pirate. Caught 'im outside usin' duct tape but 'ave done no more."

Will says with a grin and a poke at Jack.

[mnt_mike]

"You brought me presents?"

Mike squeals in girlish delight, before frowning.

"But...but I didn't get you anything."

[pirate_jack]

"Now, mate--"

Jack twists his neck around, brightening as he sees Mike.

"You know the lass isn't upset with me! Tell them!"

[mnt_mike]

He folds his arms across his chest.

"Who ever said she was upset with you?"

[scurlock]

Doc snorts. "Now, let me get this clear for you, Captain," he begins. "While you were off gettin' your beauty sleep on your ship out in the lake, Mike and I were tryin' not to be ill, Will was gettin' ill, and well, Bar was sendin' some dreams to Mike..."

[mnt_mike]

"I feel so violated. I mean...you didn't even buy me dinner first!"

[will_scarlett]

Will's just going to laugh before he can get any words out,

"Aye, Cap'n so tis clear, 'e gets to 'ave a shot at ye."

[mnt_mike]

"We're going to load your pockets full of candy and let the House of Arch kids whack at you until it all falls out."

[pirate_jack]

Jack twists his head around, sending beaded braids rattling on the table, and yells a plea to Bar herself.

"Luv, have a heart -- surely you can do something about all this? Was only trying to be a gentleman pirate instead of a completely rascally scallywag--"

[mnt_mike]

Bar's top begins to clutter itself with empty bottles of rum. Each is festooned with a small white flag of surrender.

[scurlock]

Doc laughs at that, before he nods. "Promise, Bar, we'll let him go. I'll cut him free and let him go."

[mnt_mike]

"Eventually."

Mike adds.

[will_scarlett]

Will's just going to laugh some more especially at all the bottles of rum,

"Promise we'll let 'im go an we're lettin' 'im drink the rum we caught 'im with."

[mnt_mike]

Mike rolls his eyes.

"Oh don't listen to her, she's just being a drama-queen."

He sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose. For every bottle they see, Mike hears at least a dozen pleas for leniency.

"Look, this is how things go. I'm linked to her. If something happens to her, it happens to me. I'm not exactly a huge fan of being green when I'm not supposed to be, a'right? In the future, all I want is for people to remember to respect. Yo no soy marinero. Soy capitan. Capiche?"

[pirate_jack]

Black eyes are gleaming with wicked humor when they meet Mike's.

"Savvy."

Jack's going to remember this little fact very well. Never doubt it.