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[will_scarlett]

Will and Doc enter from the back, carrying Jack Sparrow between them, he is bound with duct tape and both outlaws are grinning as they lay him down on a table ignoring all protests and bargaining.

Now the search for where best to display their prize for the most amusement, perhaps tied to a rafter.

The two outlaws are welcome to suggestions or just poke the pirate.

(OOC:Three pups, three muns, Jack's trussed, Will and Doc are grinning, come and have fun!)

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[mnt_mike]

Bar called him, hoping he would help the poor Pirate in need.

"What'chu got there, boys?"

The Narration believes she called the wrong guy.

[will_scarlett]

"Good e'en, sir, just brought ye a pirate. Caught 'im outside usin' duct tape but 'ave done no more."

Will says with a grin and a poke at Jack.

[mnt_mike]

"You brought me presents?"

Mike squeals in girlish delight, before frowning.

"But...but I didn't get you anything."

[silver_flecks]

"He DeSeRvEs It," Del says wisely.

It doesn't matter why.

She's certain he does.

[pirate_jack]

The look Jack turns on her is absolutely mournful.

"Not sure I deserved that, luv."

[silver_flecks]

She considers.

And then she leans over to tap his nose, gently.

"SoOnEr Or LaTeR yOu WiLl."

It's very cheerful.

"EvEnS OuT iN tHe EnD. OnE EnD. MaYbE ThE StArT. ONe Of ThOSe."

[mistressmaryquitecontrary]

Mary's been having a pretty dismal week or two.



. . . from the expression on her face as she watches the procession go by, today at least just got a very great deal better.

[scurlock]

Doc grins at the little lady, then tips his hat in her direction.

"Howdy!"

They've got a real live pirate! In duct tape!

[berryberryraz.livejournal.com]

Raspberry spots the tied-up man on the table and, being Raz, moves closer for a more thorough inspection.

After a moment, grinning widely: "He's hot. Is he for sale?"

[will_scarlett]

"Nay, Raz sad to say 'e isna, brought 'im 'ere as revenge for makin' Lady Bar drunk. Ye're welcome to poke 'im as ye wish, sure 'e'd enjoy it."

Will just grins at Raz and nudges Jack a bit.

[pirate_jack]

"Now lads, let's be reasonable," Jack tries.

It's a remarkably good attempt for a man what's wrapped in shiny silver tape and bearing entirely too much rope for his own good.

There's a horrified moment, though, as an idea strikes him, and Jack looks suddenly suspicious.

"You're not planning to make me anyone's chief, are you now?"

[scurlock]

Doc isn't horrible.

He orders a double-shot of rum, and then proceeds to present it to Jack. Oh, wait, that's right, he can't move his hands. So the glass goes to his lips.

"Not a chief, not tonight."

He's not a jerk. Especially when he's helping Jack with a drink of rum.

[gonna_live]

"...I know you two ain't the ones did this to the captain."

[will_scarlett]

That look is not paticularly friendly but Will's in a good mood so just grins a wild grin,

"Aye, we did, ma'am, 'e got Lady Bar drunk, 'avena done naught else to 'im just brought 'im in for justice."

[creator_raven]

It is not so much that Raven is poking the pirate, perhaps.

Though possibly she is seeing where the ticklish spots are.

They will be useful later, yes?

[scurlock]

Oh, yes. Doc grins.

"By all means, do what you want to do. Just don't hurt him."

Tickling isn't hurting, however. Not at all!

[mercurialist]

"Captain Jack Sparrow, you got caught?"

With the amount of dismay Mercer's packing into those words -- and his expression -- you'd think Atlantis just sunk all over again or something.

[pirate_jack]

"Not the first time, mate."

For once, Jack sounds resigned-- but the gleam in the black eyes belies that.

"The trick's making it last, savvy?"

[iambetadraconis]

He stares. A lot.

Then grins. A lot.

And finally, laughs. A lot.

"So you finally managed to catch the rascal eh lads?"

[will_scarlett]

"E'en, aye we did, bit o'coin an some rum did the trick."

Will pats Jack head and grins at Rabastan.

[didntseeit.livejournal.com]

Ajedrez, despite the mun's current braindeadness and not really-here-ness, watches.

And smirks.

And, possibly, giggles.

Jack Sparrow, all tied up...

She wonders briefly if she could borrow him from the pair. Reluctantly, she comes to the conclusion that they are looking all together too pleased to allow their prey to go anywhere.

[scurlock]

Doc's already had to fend off one potential Sparrow-thief.

He hears the laughter and then grins in it's direction.

"Ajedrez! We got him! With the duct tape."

[ahogarse.livejournal.com]

The quietest of whispers, somewhere behind Jack's ear out of air and nowhere. Full of considerate comfort. Because he knows Doc and that this is probably just a game, because Doc's lovely. He knows better than to rush in and interfere.

But he also knows that when you're tied up you can't move and sometimes it hurts and sometimes terror pounds in your chest like a rattling bird in a cage. When you can't see and are bleeding and thrown into the water where the body sinks and no one finds you.

So Santi's presence is sort of there, with whispers of comfort for Jack. Because it's probably just a game, but either way, Santi is not going to let his favourite pirate get hurt.

[scourgeofpiracy.livejournal.com]

"...oh, good lord."

There's a number of things in those few words. Disbelief, mostly, and amusement, and just a little... chagrin?

[will_scarlett]

Will doesn't know the man who said that but waves to him anyway,

"E'en, sir, caught 'im fair an square."