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[will_scarlett]

Will and Doc enter from the back, carrying Jack Sparrow between them, he is bound with duct tape and both outlaws are grinning as they lay him down on a table ignoring all protests and bargaining.

Now the search for where best to display their prize for the most amusement, perhaps tied to a rafter.

The two outlaws are welcome to suggestions or just poke the pirate.

(OOC:Three pups, three muns, Jack's trussed, Will and Doc are grinning, come and have fun!)

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[pirate_jack]

This might be the reason Jack's making some rather squawk-like noises, actually.

"Lass--argh-- there's no need-- eaarngh -- have a heart, luv!"

A beat.

"Besides, it'd be more fun if I could tickle back, aye?"

[creator_raven]

Raven's grin is bright and sharp, but not entirely unkind.

If you squint.

"Possibly if I were for having biology, yes."

As it is--she's perfectly content to take flagrant advantage of Jack's position.

And she lacks a heart entirely.

It is a pity.

Save for how it isn't.

[will_scarlett]

Will's just laughing at the tickling, "Give 'em a chance for that later, milady."

[creator_raven]

Raven blinks, looking at Will.

Her head tilts.

It is almost awkward.

"Raven is simplest, I think, yes? So."

Jack will get a chance over Raven's dead body.

. . .

Ignore that he's shot her before.

It was a fluke. Yes.

[scurlock]

That's a story that Doc would be both interested and frightened to hear.

But the squirming Jack is amusing, somewhat.

Much nicer than toasts about breasts.

[creator_raven]

Raven can do toasts about breasts, too.

But at the moment she is busy tormenting Jack.

Mostly tugging at his hair, now.

This, too, is a thing.

"It is so very itchy, that?"

Duct tape is strange. Raven will not deny this.

Even if she does not remember what it is called.

[pirate_jack]

Jack tosses his head, trying to free it of her tugging, and glares at Raven.

"I'll remember this, luv. Next time I shoot you, it won't be a mistake, savvy?"

[creator_raven]

Raven just beams at him.

"Then next time you are for shooting me, possibly I will eat your eyeballs, yes?"

She tugs at his hair again, lightly.

Likely she is mostly kidding.

Mostly.

And after all, such a trade is only fair.

Right?

[will_scarlett]

Will watches the byplay and gives Jack some rum to drink,

"Dinna worry, Cap'n sure could be worse."

[creator_raven]

Raven does not snicker.

Much.

Though possibly she helps Jack chase the rum with a cookie.

It has a smiley face on it.

Is that not sweet?

[scurlock]

Doc thinks it's sweet. If not unusual.

So Doc helps Jack chase the cookie with more rum. As it did seem to be a mouthful.

[creator_raven]

Raven looks mournfully at the rum.

She is thirsty, too.

Though possibly whiskey is better.

Still.

She is not so much picky, most days.

[pirate_jack]

Jack catches that look and gives her a winning smile.

"Know what you like to drink, luv, so I do. Cut me loose, and I'll see to getting you a bit of it, savvy?"

[creator_raven]

Raven snorts and tweaks his nose.

Then she flicks the rum bottle lightly.

Hopefully Jack is fond of whiskey, yes?

"Waitrats are also useful, I am thinking. So."

Now she is just being mean.

Or is it playful?

Some things are, perhaps, very tricky.

Like Raven.

[will_scarlett]

Will gets the hint and gets some whiskey and cookies for Raven,

"Aye, they are, e'en nice 'nough to bring ye whiskey an few more cookies."

[creator_raven]

Raven beams at Will, reaching up to ruffle his hair.

She likes him.

She also inhales several of the cookies.

It is almost uncanny.

"They are very good, I am thinking."

She blinks at Jack.

"You are also for wanting one, perhaps?"

Sadly these do not have smiley faces. They are, however, chocolate chip.

Those are Raven's favorite.

[pirate_jack]

Jack rolls his eyes and heaves a resigned sigh, then grins at Raven.

"Why not."