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[will_scarlett]

Will and Doc enter from the back, carrying Jack Sparrow between them, he is bound with duct tape and both outlaws are grinning as they lay him down on a table ignoring all protests and bargaining.

Now the search for where best to display their prize for the most amusement, perhaps tied to a rafter.

The two outlaws are welcome to suggestions or just poke the pirate.

(OOC:Three pups, three muns, Jack's trussed, Will and Doc are grinning, come and have fun!)

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[pirate_jack]

Jack remains surprisingly still through all this, and then leaps up from the table, swinging his arms wildly as he shakes them loose.

"Much more better."

One arm gets slung around Kaylee's shoulders as he plants a smacking kiss on her cheek, and then the other arm goes around Will's shoulders before the younger outlaw can sneak away. Jack grins wickedly at Doc.

"Now. You know what all four of us need, mate?"

A beat.

"More rum. Drinks all 'round!"

[gonna_live]

Kaylee looks pointedly down at her belly.

Looks up at Jack. "Count me out." That's a little wry.

(And she's smiling. Just a little.)

"Xiexie, though. Would if I could."

[will_scarlett]

The smile is seen and Will looks a tiny bit less sheepish,

"'rhaps a wee drop o'fine plum juice then, Lady Marian says tis the nicest taste for a summer night."

[gonna_live]

Kaylee slips her knife in her pocket. "Reckon that'd work well enough."

[scurlock]

Doc nods, then passes the glass over when it appears on Bar's top, and he nods his head at Kaylee.

Glad the knife is gone.

"Thank you for bein' understandin', Ma'am."

And not getting too upset.

[gonna_live]

"Thank you." Kaylee takes the glass.

" -- but I wouldn't mistake this for understandin'," she says, mildly. "Anybody can't hold their liquor's got to deal with the consequences, animate or inanimate, and my thinkin' is that if the captain here had forced Bar into it, he'd be in the cells right about now."

[pirate_jack]

Jack makes a face at the very idea of the cells, then grins wickedly at both Doc and Will before looking down at Kaylee.

"You're a diamond, luv. But no worries-- after all, the lads here have seen I'm well paid for me inconveniences tonight, what with the rum and the pile of gold that they've gone and set out for me to claim as rightful treasure taken, savvy?"

So very innocently said, and his mischievous look dares them to contradict him. Jack adds, to the men,

"Lads, don't know if you've happened to make her acquaintance beforehand and in times aforementioned, but happens as the lass here's the wife of a criminal mastermind and so partial to pirates and outlaws in general."

A beat.

"Kaylee-luv, meet the outlaw lads. Will Scarlett and Doc-- now he's a sawbones like your bonny Simon, I reckon."

[gonna_live]

"Reckon it's possible," Kaylee says -- moderately cheerfully, now. "Gaoxing jiandao ni, and -- " This next part is for Jack's benefit. "Mr. Scarlett and me already got an acquaintance, seein' as he seems to keep catchin' me when I'm half awake over by the fireplace." She nods to her favored armchair.

[will_scarlett]

Will gives a nod to Kaylee since he does keep surprising her and it gets odd and offers a smile,

"Aye, an just Will, forgive me if I keep startlin' ye, I've fallen 'sleep in 'ere a few times an folks always seem to be pokin' me to see if I'm well. Ne'er meant to disturb ye."

[gonna_live]

Kaylee shakes her head. "Nothin' to worry about. This ain't the safest place for most folk to fall asleep, after all." This last is said easily, completely unconcerned -- and for a reason.

[scurlock]

For a good reason. Doc nods as well. "Most people who end up here don't want to sleep in the bar. I fell asleep on Bar and I have to say despite the pillow, wasn't a very pleasant experience."

A sheepish smile, hint of a blush creeping to his cheeks and eartips at the thoughts of the toasts.

[gonna_live]

"...should I be askin' why?" To look too amused would be rude; Kaylee keeps a lid on it.

[will_scarlett]

Will gestures at Jack while also blushing though its more than Doc, sometimes being fair skinned isn't fair,

"Neither o'us are used to rum, tis all, an we got to singin' an toastin' things an just fell asleep."

[gonna_live]

"...I done that here before," Kaylee says, a little wry. "A while ago. Seems like a good place for it."

But -- it must be mentioned -- nobody got duct-taped afterward when she did it.