http://there-is-a-me.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] there-is-a-me.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2007-08-20 05:25 pm

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Ronald Witherspoon (Spoon. Just Spoon.) is not a happy man. Oh, last night was...long. And long. With longness and being very long, but there are better ways to spend your time than convincing your girl that really she doesn't need to look elsewhere. Really, she doesn't need a female lover.

Really.

...He's not resting on his laurels. The bird is still around, somewhere, and he's not going to give up. Spoon is engaged in some in-depth study of romance right now. He's got Barry Manilow on headphones, Shakespeare's sonnets open on his knees, and any number of bodice-rippers with post-it notes hanging out of them.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.