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[hal9000a.livejournal.com]

*HAL busies himself about the bar, several limbs methodically cleaning everything in his immediate area, and several others sliding coffee of various types down the bar to any patron who hasn’t requested it. There is new laminate that’s been placed over the warning over the espresso machine and the toaster, and the whole is now illuminated by a tiny spotlight. He seems amused. Marvin Gaye’s "Pride and Joy" plays just a little too loudly on the bar’s PA system.

There are now twenty-four hours before 100 percent failure of the bar’s kegging system. I do not recommend waiting for the component to fail prior to seeing to repair or replacement.

Comments

[hal9000a.livejournal.com]

May I ask you a personal question, Dave?

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

Shoot.

[hal9000a.livejournal.com]

This may be silly, Dave, but I've noticed some very strange behavior in the rest of the crew. I can't help but think that there's something very wrong here. Have you noticed this, too?