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Bob, Guardian 452 of System Mainframe ([personal profile] mendanddefend_archive) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2007-09-24 11:44 am

Leesha is bored and / has the day off, so you get / multi-pup haiku!

Humanoid gerbil
Reading Blake and drinking chai:
A moment of bliss.

* * *

Osaka is out
By the lake shore, skipping stones.
(She's not very good.)

* * *

Tourism brochures
Surround the Guardian as he
Munches on his chips.

* * *

Grumpy oracle
Frowning at his crystal ball--
Something's not right here.

[identity profile] royal-guarantor.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Except for the kind I mean", Roshaun says patiently, "in which case only the one who actually needed it would be able to use it."

[identity profile] grumpyseer.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"And what kind of manual would that be?"

[identity profile] royal-guarantor.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"A wizard's, of course. It's not beyond imagination one might come in a form like that."

He nods to the crystal ball.

[identity profile] grumpyseer.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"But what would be the point? Scrying from a crystal ball takes training. You'd need the information in the manual in order to have the expertise to read the manual."

[identity profile] royal-guarantor.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Roshaun shakes his head.

"You'd just have to know how to read it. That power, you'd be granted. But your ball isn't a manual, so it's a moot point."

[identity profile] grumpyseer.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"That would have to be a really weird branch of magic," says Dominic thoughtfully. "To have spellbooks that you could only access through scrying..."

[identity profile] royal-guarantor.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"The manual takes different forms for every species, and sometimes different for individuals", Roshaun tells him, almost lecturing. "It would only be a crystal ball if that was your particular idiom."

[identity profile] grumpyseer.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
A skeptical look. "Your world's idea of magic must be very different from mine."

[identity profile] royal-guarantor.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Do you serve any One by doing yours?" Roshaun demands.

[identity profile] grumpyseer.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Dominic doesn't catch the capitalization there. "I serve lots of people."

[identity profile] grumpyseer.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"My family. My friends. The kingdom of Callan. Anyone who needs help."

[identity profile] royal-guarantor.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"And do you ask anything in return?"

[identity profile] grumpyseer.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Just that they leave me alone when they don't need my help."

[identity profile] royal-guarantor.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Roshaun snorts, too cynically for a boy his age.

"Good luck with that."

[identity profile] grumpyseer.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"I never said I got peace and quiet. Just that I asked for it."

[identity profile] royal-guarantor.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
He nods quickly, mostly to himself.

"It's something my father taught me. They never stop watching. Always expecting things."

[identity profile] grumpyseer.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Are you a mage, then?"

[identity profile] royal-guarantor.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"A wizard", he corrects. "And I will be. As soon as I take the Oath."

[identity profile] grumpyseer.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"What Oath would that be?"

[identity profile] royal-guarantor.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"The wizard's Oath", he says, tone saying 'isn't it obvious?' "I'll have no power unless I take it and obey it."

[identity profile] grumpyseer.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
That earns him another skeptical look. "I've been studying magic since I was five years old, and I've never heard of any 'wizard's Oath'. "

[identity profile] royal-guarantor.livejournal.com 2007-09-24 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"You haven't heard of the manual, either", Roshaun retorts. "Or of the One, at my guess."

[identity profile] royal-guarantor.livejournal.com 2007-09-25 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
"The One Power", Roshaun says slowly and carefully, as if to a child.

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