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Bob, Guardian 452 of System Mainframe ([personal profile] mendanddefend_archive) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2007-09-24 11:44 am

Leesha is bored and / has the day off, so you get / multi-pup haiku!

Humanoid gerbil
Reading Blake and drinking chai:
A moment of bliss.

* * *

Osaka is out
By the lake shore, skipping stones.
(She's not very good.)

* * *

Tourism brochures
Surround the Guardian as he
Munches on his chips.

* * *

Grumpy oracle
Frowning at his crystal ball--
Something's not right here.

[identity profile] grumpyseer.livejournal.com 2007-09-25 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
"There are worse things to come home smelling like. Trust me."

[identity profile] ofthisnonsense.livejournal.com 2007-09-25 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, I'm well aware of that, and I suspect the cats are as well. Sometimes they just feel like complaining, though."

[identity profile] grumpyseer.livejournal.com 2007-09-25 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
"I know what that's like," laughs Dominic. "Spark does his 'starving to death at the hands of my cruel master' act whenever I'm more than five minutes late feeding him."

[identity profile] ofthisnonsense.livejournal.com 2007-09-25 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Most of mine gave up on that approach some time ago. I think they got the idea that it takes a while to prepare dinner for nine cats. They find other ways to keep themselves amused."
Fiddlesticks still tries the 'food? food for me?' approach pretty consistently, and sometimes Trouble does it just to live up to his name.

[identity profile] grumpyseer.livejournal.com 2007-09-25 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Good God, you have nine cats? And they all talk? One is plenty for me..."

[identity profile] ofthisnonsense.livejournal.com 2007-09-25 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Morwen shrugs. "I like cats, and they're useful enough to be worth keeping around. You're not the only person who thinks I'm mad for it."
Telemain's thought so for years. Then again, the cats think she's mad for keeping him around. It balances.

[identity profile] grumpyseer.livejournal.com 2007-09-25 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
"Lucky you. Spark isn't good for anything but begging for fish and jumping on the heads of unwanted houseguests."