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Bill comes in backwards through the door carrying a gross crate of eggs. This year's Wheelsy pranksters were ambitious. It takes him a moment to realize he's wandered into Milliways, and another to realize that a change has occured.

"Ah, cah'mon! I...wait...ahctually, thees is kindah kick ahs." He says, setting down the eggs to admire his new guns. "Cuhl."

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"Figures... though how come you got the muscleman package?"

Nathan added sarcastically, "Sure, because I wanted to emulate the former mayor as much possible. I was wearing a suit before."

"Becahs, ahm manly an pumped!" Bill answers, and flexes in a manly pumped up way.

"A suit huh? Nice jewerly, hair is good too." There is smirking.

"At least I can still speak in understandable English," Nathan snarked, and replied, briefly sounding higher pitched, "Oh this old thing? I do try of course."

"........Dammit," More facepalming at Geraldine rearing her head.

Bill looks indignant a moment at the remark about his English, then he's laughing again at Nathan.

"Thees yeah is much bettah then last."

"I wouldn't know, I missed out on last year's."

"I was a deah." He sets the case of eggs down and pats it. "Eet wahsn't funny until ah was drunk."

Small chuckle and eyeing, "You were a deer?"

"Not a real deah." He says, because that's important since he was a real raccoon not so very long ago. "In a cahstoom, like ah mahscot."

"Ah, like a reindeer costume, or just regular deer costume?"

"Just ah deah. But I was stuck in it." He shakes his head. "Reindeahs aren't Halloween Nathan."

'Duh' says Billinators expression.

"This is Milliways, you never know around here. And the way retail's going earlier with holidays, you'd think they might just combine them someday."

It's Chrismahanakuhgiving time?

"I did meet a tree who said he was done up like Christmas for halloween..." He says, thinking on it a bit and scratching his chin.

'Geraldine' looked smug.

"I rest my case," Nathan replied with some satisfaction.

To which Bill has no reply.

Except, a mostly to himself but loud enough for Nathan to hear, probably on purpose, musing, "I wondah if I could borrow a camera from someone..."

Nathan smiled at that, "Hope you can cough up the dough to replace it. Some of those cameras are so fragile, and get broken so easily."

Hint, hint.

"Yah, I guess I should bee cahfull. With these guns it would be easy to break something." It isn't that Bill isn't getting the hint. It's that Bill is going to take every chance to brag about his manly physique.

Muscles and huge sword better then earings and drag.

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