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[wheelsy_sheriff]

Bill comes in backwards through the door carrying a gross crate of eggs. This year's Wheelsy pranksters were ambitious. It takes him a moment to realize he's wandered into Milliways, and another to realize that a change has occured.

"Ah, cah'mon! I...wait...ahctually, thees is kindah kick ahs." He says, setting down the eggs to admire his new guns. "Cuhl."

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[blue_raz]

Raziel sat at a table near the door. It was fun watching the people coming into the bar tonight.

He himself was a human tonight. His voice was the same, though.

"That is the best one yet!!!!" laughed Raziel, "Can you guess who I am? I can't guess who you are."

This was getting fun, he was a little less depressed at eating pie now.

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"Preety awesome, huh?" He says, flexing and then notices the sword strapped on his back.

"Woah, chack out my freekin sword!" He pulls it out and looks it over and then looks at the man in the chair, squinting and trying to see if he can figure out who it is.

"I don't know. Ahr you usually a dude?"

[blue_raz]

"Yes," said Raziel he hasn't yet met Bill, as a Vampire, but as a wraith he has or will... " Are you usually a man as well?"

Raziel pulled out his Sarafan sword, "I got one too."

[wheelsy_sheriff]

Bill nods. "Yap, I ahm."

He considers the other sword and shakes his head, "Mahn is cuhler."

[blue_raz]

Raziel rolls his eyes and shakes his head.

"If I were in my normal form, I might try killing you," he grinned as he said this.

[waylostandfound.livejournal.com]

Nathan, even in his current get up, finds the willpower to not think Conan at first.

Nope, the first words from the pol in drag (...uh, he's emulating Giulani mayhaps? NY politicians in drag could be a trend!) were:




"...Governor?"

[wheelsy_sheriff]

Bill hears the voice and grins, starting to turn, "Yes, ah'm the goven...Nathan?" He blinks. And laughs. Looks again. And continues laughing.

[waylostandfound.livejournal.com]

Nathan eyed him, "Yeah, hahaha... Which one are you?"

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"Eets Bill." He answers with a grin.

"Did you cahm in dressed like that?" He asks and laughs again.

[waylostandfound.livejournal.com]

"Figures... though how come you got the muscleman package?"

Nathan added sarcastically, "Sure, because I wanted to emulate the former mayor as much possible. I was wearing a suit before."

[will_scarlett]

The eggs actually get the first look since with Bar working oddly, food has been tricky and then Will sees the man and blinks,

"Eve, sir, ye've quite a lot o'eggs."

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"Yah, ah took them off some kids." He answers, turning and smiling. "That's ah lot of red you got on there Will. Like the feathahs."

[will_scarlett]

Will blinks a lot at this man knowing him and blushes just making the red even worse,

"Um aye, thank ye, sir, 'ow do ye know me then?"

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"Eets me, Bill Pahdy." He declares proudly. "Gaht your teekit Will?"

[will_scarlett]

There is even more blinking from Will since he has no idea what Bill's talking about,

"Um nay, Bill, ticket for what?"

[penderwydd]

A blind man tapped his way through the bar and bumped into the man at the door.

"Excuse me, brother," he said.

Tegid looked like a white Ray Charles with long hair.

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"Whoop, sorry." He steps aside, carefully moving the eggs so not to drop them.

[penderwydd]

"Tis okay, brother," said Tegid.

Tegid had a harp strapped to his back and he tapped the egg creats with his cane.

"I should have been using this," he said.

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"Cahful." Bill cautioned, pulling the eggs away from the man. "Thees ah eggs an ahm preety sure some ah rotten."

[penderwydd]

Tegid raised his eyebrows above the dark glasses.

"What do you want with rotten eggs?" he asked.

[bring_a_sponge]

An egg-toting barbarian is weird enough to earn a glance even from a Man in Black.

Zed just shakes his head.

Fucking nuthouse.

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"Zeahd!" Shouts the Austrian accented strong man. "How are you? It's been awhile."

[bring_a_sponge]

Zed shuffles through the Rolodex of his mind and, amazingly, fails to find any muscle-bound barbarians there.

"Nice eggs."

"Have we met?"

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"Yah! Eets Bill Pahdy!" He nods and gives an enthusiastic Scharzenegger grin.

[bring_a_sponge]

"Jesus, Bill, you're ripped."