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[wheelsy_sheriff]

Bill comes in backwards through the door carrying a gross crate of eggs. This year's Wheelsy pranksters were ambitious. It takes him a moment to realize he's wandered into Milliways, and another to realize that a change has occured.

"Ah, cah'mon! I...wait...ahctually, thees is kindah kick ahs." He says, setting down the eggs to admire his new guns. "Cuhl."

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[penderwydd]

"The young ones are always full of mirth in peace time," he said, "Or malice, however you see it."

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"Ah see it as a pain in my ahs." Bill says. "Ah also have a case of toilet paper bahk at the station."

[penderwydd]

"What is that?" asked Tegid.

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"Toilet paper? It's uh..." Does he really want to explain toilet paper to someone? Bill decides, no. "Nevahmind. More stuff the kids ah causing trouble with, that's all."