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[wheelsy_sheriff]

Bill comes in backwards through the door carrying a gross crate of eggs. This year's Wheelsy pranksters were ambitious. It takes him a moment to realize he's wandered into Milliways, and another to realize that a change has occured.

"Ah, cah'mon! I...wait...ahctually, thees is kindah kick ahs." He says, setting down the eggs to admire his new guns. "Cuhl."

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[wheelsy_sheriff]

"You could shave your legs?" He offers oh so helpfully. And keeps a straight face for all of three seconds before he cracks up.

[will_scarlett]

For that Bill gets a glare, and then a thwap on the arm, "Oh aye an ye could put on a shirt."

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"Are you kidding? Ah'm a barbarian! Bar is lucky ah'm wearing pants."

Or, leather underwear...things. Hmmm...

Bill is no considering this, the expression on 'Arnohld's' face is very contemplative, or it's trying to be anyways.

[will_scarlett]

"Oh aye, guess we are." Will's just going to grin since well clearly Bill only thinks he got off well.

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"Why couldn't ah have been the terminahtor?" Because black leather biker outfits beat fur trimmed leather underwear everytime.

[will_scarlett]

"Who's that an any idea why ye're lookin' like this?"

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"He's ah robot from the future." Bill explains. "He comes to kill ah lady, then later he comes back to protect her son.

"I would rather be from the second one, his hair was cuhler." He says, then adds, "Oh, an he wasn't evil."

Because that's important. Next to cool hair.

[will_scarlett]

Will just nods, if it makes sense to Bill, "Oh aye, sounds fun."

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"You have to come ovah sometime an watch movies Will." Bill decides. "They ah awesome!"

[will_scarlett]

"Doc an I watched one called Dragon'eart, was supposed to give Doc an idea 'bout my time, was just odd. An went to see a movie in New York once though was odd too."

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"Yah? Well, I'll try to pick out some good ones an we can watch sometime. Mahbe it will be bettah."

[will_scarlett]

"Would like that, just been tryin' to keep myself busy so dinna think too much 'bout 'er na comin' back, doesna work that well."

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"Yah, sorry to say but it usually doesn't work, tryin not to think on it. It will get bettah though. Sometime." He frowns and pats Will's shouder again, a much lighter pat this time.

[will_scarlett]

"Oh aye, 'member ye've gone through this with yer Eva."

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"She ees coming back though." He says, perhaps a bit too quickly. "I mean...ah don't know that she's not."

So clearly there is a chance that she might. Right?

[will_scarlett]

"Aye, that's 'ard, talked to a man who gets visions an know 'e's sees the truth to find out when she's comin' back, said 'e saw 'er door slammin' shut. Least she's safe in 'er 'ome, aye?"

[wheelsy_sheriff]

"You did? Huh." He could maybe do that. But does he want to?

"Ah'm sorry Will. But mahbe it's like you said, she is home, so that's good." He can hope its the same for Eva, until he works up the courage to perhaps find out for sure.

"Well Will, ah bettah get going. I have to get rid of these eggs before ah end up breaking them. Ah'll catch you latah about a get togethah, an movies." He picks up the case of eggs again, taking the opportunity to flex a bit and smirk.