http://banished-to.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] banished-to.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2008-05-27 11:16 am
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Hel is outside watching. This, that, the other thing, and everything else. She's very good at watching, and for all of her size she's very good at being unobtrusive. How a she can blend in so well to everything is something only millennia in Niflheim can explain. Regardless, even as unobtrusive as she is capable of being, someone thirty-six feet tall can be a little hard to miss.

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2008-05-27 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Especially when you're used to being close to that height yourself- or relatively close, anyway.

The black Topkick that made its way down from the mountains today stops dead when the anomalous reading shows up on its scanners.

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2008-05-27 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Voices and sizes rarely correspond to one another on Cybertron. It's all about the voice capacitor. The truck gives the impression of being thoughtful for a moment; then metal slides over metal, parts rearrange themselves, and Ironhide stands up. "Good day yourself," says the somewhat boggled robot.

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2008-05-27 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"And I've never seen an organic anywhere close to your size," says Ironhide, who's wishing like anything that the compression field weren't in effect. "Name's Ironhide."

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2008-05-27 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Didn't know those were real," says Ironhide. "Giants, I mean. You from Earth, or is it some other planet?"

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2008-05-27 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"Can't say I know any of those names," says Ironhide after a bit; there aren't any Asatruar serving at Autobase, and he hasn't bothered to dig into human myths. "That's a literal tree?"

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2008-05-27 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Ironhide shakes his head. "huh. Must be some universe you're from. I don't know if there'd even be a way of anything that big existing in mine."

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2008-05-27 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
That's kind of... yeah, it's kind of disturbing, but to be honest, a bridge or train trestle half-corroded along all its length would probably put Ironhide further off zero point. "Yeah," he says, scanning the offered side thoughtfully. "You don't see a lot of that in humans."

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2008-05-27 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Ironhide grunts in agreement. "Some of 'em aren't too bad," he grudgingly allows. "I'm still getting used to most of 'em. Only known the species for about a year now."

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2008-05-27 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"Huh," says Ironhide. "It's different for us." He pauses, and adds, "Not that we don't die. I mean it's different what happens afterwards."

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2008-05-27 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Ironhide would lift an eyebrow, if he had them.

"The cannons gave it away, huh?"

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2008-05-27 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"... huh," says Ironhide, a little taken aback. "There's... not a lot of people who know what's there."

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2008-05-27 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Now that's unnerving. Ironhide's only heard anyone ever sound the remotest bit like that once before: long, long ago, when old Kup first told him the story of the Fallen- the first Cybertronian ever to die, as the entropy that had crept into the system became too much for the living mech's form to take.

"... I don't think I envy you."

[identity profile] not-toothfairy.livejournal.com 2008-05-27 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"That sounds familiar," says Ironhide. "I changed function a long time ago. I don't know if I'd ever go back now, even if I could."