[OOM: Today is possibly the worst day EVER to attempt to drive in New York City...]The door swings open; whatever is going on on the other side, it's too overwhelmed by a decidedly unwholesome green glow to see the details. It's also blocked by a harried-looking Ray, in full uniform with his ecto goggles shoved up on his forehead.
"Okay, people," he says as he closes the door. "The single biggest supernatural manifestation I've ever seen's just closed a nine-mile stretch of the East River to all forms of pedestrian, automotive, subway, tramway and aquatic traffic (not to mention low-flying aircraft), blocked off all the bridges from Manhattan to Long Island, and whistled up a couple thousand
really cranky-looking Revolutionary War soldiers somehow. I have just one thing to say about this."
He pauses, drawing a deep breath.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!"