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[thatinyourpipe.livejournal.com]

It's too quiet lately, and Pan felt like making things more lively. Also, he was a little bored, and this was a very dangerous thing to be. Though, people can breathe a sigh of relief since the faun was wearing a goatskin skirt to ah cover up. He had some Atlantean where he sat at the bar and has just discovered the squiopera on the bar's TV. All those tentacles gave him some fun ideas, and it's a cute show to boot.

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[ostro_goth]

The tee-vee is on, and there are squid on it. That is to be expected of tee-vees.

There is also a faun watching the tee-vee squid. Neither of the fauns that Teja had met before. So the squid on the tee-vee get one interested look, and the faun gets another.

[thatinyourpipe.livejournal.com]

Pan grinned back at the man watching. "Fun show, hmm? They're really clever with their tentacles. And the things they slip under the ratings are even better."

[ostro_goth]

"What are ratings, and why would they slip anything under them?" Teja asks. "There was a woman here, once, that watched quid on a tee-vee; but there was no talk of ratings."

[thatinyourpipe.livejournal.com]

"Oh something big with entertainment on the mortal planes these days. Silly limiting ratings, where you can't say certain words or show sex. How nice if they don't have it." He sipped some more of his Atlantean.

[ostro_goth]

"Say certain words?" Teja asks. "What words would these be, that are forbidden?"

Why it should not be permitted to show sexual acts on a tee-vee seems rather more evident than forbidding words"

[flail_victoria]

Seras was sitting at the bar, in a white dress. She was staring at a package of chocolates, a comic book, and some now dead flowers.

"That human boy, just doesn't get it," she mumbled and a note appeared on a napkin, "Yeah, well I know."

She has no way of eating the chocolates, she will try and read the comic book, and the flowers, well she'll press them in a book.

She can't hate him too much, but she still is having trouble.

[thatinyourpipe.livejournal.com]

Oh one of those. Poor things.

"Sniffing around the wrong tree?"

[flail_victoria]

"Trying to win my affections with chocolate," she said turning to see who she was addressing," I can't eat chocolate."

She grinned showing off her fangs and way too many teeth.

"I am not human after all."

[thatinyourpipe.livejournal.com]

Casual shrug back. "Already caught that sweetcheeks. Tell him to get you some pig's blood next time."

[flail_victoria]

Seras made a face.

"Human," she said, "I would not want to drink pigs blood."

She eyed the guy.

[gorgonfondness]

More lively?

More lively?!

If Mia knew who he was and what he had influenced, she would hit him over the head with the same frying pan she's threatening the inventor of hard to read pregnancy tests with.

But she does recognize the faun and she recognizes what he's watching.

"Oh, do you watch Tentacles of Our Waves too? It's been a while and I need to catch up."

She sits nearby.

"I remember seeing you before. You played music at the wedding reception."

[thatinyourpipe.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't be the first time he's had such threats, though sometimes he could just give sad goat eyes and get away with it.

"I do now that I found this. It's cute and creative. And oh yes, the blushing bride, no offense, but your husband seems sort of stiff and not in the fun way. Was glad to provide some music though."

[gorgonfondness]

"He didn't have much fun when he was younger, but then, neither did I. I have to coax him sometimes, but he and I do have a lot of fun."

Which she doesn't mean at all in the sense Pan is likely going to take it.

There's a glance at the television.

"Does Japonica have a new clutch of eggs?"

[thatinyourpipe.livejournal.com]

"Well, I'm sure you both do, should be merry, and have fun in the woods."

Pan shrugged, "Looks like it, she's not sure who the father is."

[gorgonfondness]

She blushes at that.

"That might be nice. We had our first date out there."

She watches for a moment before the scene changes to Dux and more buildup to his BIG SECRET that every good squopera is required to have at least three times a season.

[gil-whimple.livejournal.com]

Gil had smelled him from the kitchen and dithers and drops things and goes to peer through the door into the bar so many times that, in the end Everard squeaks at him and Holly pushes his leg.

"But - but," Gil says, "he's a God!"

Everard covers his eyes with a paws and squeaks that Asar-Suti is a good and Gil's not scared of him.

Gil concedes the truth of that and dithers some more, then slips quietly and anxiously into the bar with a mango and some grapes as tribute.

He sidles across the bar room, not wanting to intrude, but happy to worship this merriest of Gods from afar.

[thatinyourpipe.livejournal.com]

"About time you came out, my kin." Pan glanced over in his direction with amusement. And the fruit is a good tribute indeed. He gets them so rarely these days.

[gil-whimple.livejournal.com]

Gil smiles shyly and trots across, hooves clicking. He settles on his hocks at Pan's hooves and offers the fruit - the mango is diced, he knows from experience how sticky you can get from opening one with a horn.

"Lord," he says, "welcome to Milliways. I - um - would have greeted you before only ..."

He quietens, flushing, knowing he probably smells of diffidence and awe.

[thatinyourpipe.livejournal.com]

The horns are more prominent in amidst the dark curls, the beard darker and more wild.

Pan bowed his head slightly in acknowledgment and accepted the fruit. It is sticky, but ripe and sweet. Excellent.

"Peace, and you may stand if you want. I know, and thank you. It's been a while since I've seen any kin, and you're the second one I've seen here."

[gil-whimple.livejournal.com]

"Mr Tumnus," Gil says with a smile, settling more comfortably and crossing his little hooves. "I missed seeing other fauns too, though I spend so much time at work that I don't have much time for play. I hope that you will be happy here."

[diehard_daniel]

Well, there is an ascended Daniel sitting at the bar.

"Hey, can you let me go?" he was asking, "I don't know how time works on this plain yet."

[thatinyourpipe.livejournal.com]

Oh-ho, isn't that interesting? Don't see too many of them these days.

Pan shook his head, "Out of my range even, or any of us Olympians. That's the Landlord's realm, not ours."

[diehard_daniel]

"Well, I was hoping bar could help," said Daniel, "Olympians?"

[thatinyourpipe.livejournal.com]

"Yes, of Mount Olympus, though I still like my Arcadia more. Surprised you haven't met any with so many of us that come here."

[diehard_daniel]

"I have only met a Japanese goddess," he said, "I am Daniel Jackson."