Above the Caribbean inlet, a sudden disturbance fills the air.
"--ohbuggeraaaAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH--"
--SPLASH!!!
Shortly afterward, Captain Jack Sparrow flounders ashore and makes his way into the bar, drenched and dripping yet wearing an oddly triumphant expression.
Said expression turns to pure shock when he finds himself presented with a towel, a bottle of rum, and a note written on a napkin.
"Luv, you can't possibly be serious--"
The rum vanishes back into the bartop.
"--hold up, I've changed me mind!"
As the bottle reappears, along with a few more for good measure, he snatches a piece of chalk and scrawls something on the specials board.
RUM!
(Stand a round for the bartender, and I'll pour yours with a free hand, savvy?)Grinning wickedly, Jack takes his place behind the bar and waves one hand grandly at the room.
"Come one, come all, me hearties -- drinks all 'round!"
[OOC: Thanks, everyone! All threads now in slowtime as of 12:45 AM EST.]