Christmas Gifts
Dec. 26th, 2009 12:05 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Edie's got a list, and she's checked it twice, and is giving a few gifts (along with Tony) regardless.
Thirteen is given a sexy nurse's outfit, not because she is a nurse, but...because she's got the legs to pull it off. There's also a nice bottle of wine for her and her girlfriend, along with the Pirate Contessa ice cream.
Coreen and Squirrel receive a jar of condoms (cleverly labeled "Spring Stash" on the jar), a written offer to babysit whenever, and a coupon for a couple's massage. Though, whomever oils Squirrel up is going to be frustrated. There's also a sardonic note to Coreen tucked in an envelop along with a few white pills. Apparently Edie provided a way to knock Squirrel out if things get to be too much in the spring. Also, there is a bottle of A*Men cologne for Squirrel, since he apparently liked Tony's a lot.
Evan Fennel has himself a brand-spankin' new mini-Golden Suit Elvis outfit. He will be stylin' when he gets up.
Jordan Kennedy gets a carton of Desert Sunset with a drawn label of Jordan herself hanging out on a tank, pinup style in the desert. (Desert Sunset is a peyote-based ice cream, and thus clearly-labeled serving sizes.)
She also tucks some money in the fund for the children and the Bound, and leaves various ice creams for them as well (of course, these ice creams are not laced with anything stronger than chocolate). Sorta like putting change in the kettles back home.
Thirteen is given a sexy nurse's outfit, not because she is a nurse, but...because she's got the legs to pull it off. There's also a nice bottle of wine for her and her girlfriend, along with the Pirate Contessa ice cream.
Coreen and Squirrel receive a jar of condoms (cleverly labeled "Spring Stash" on the jar), a written offer to babysit whenever, and a coupon for a couple's massage. Though, whomever oils Squirrel up is going to be frustrated. There's also a sardonic note to Coreen tucked in an envelop along with a few white pills. Apparently Edie provided a way to knock Squirrel out if things get to be too much in the spring. Also, there is a bottle of A*Men cologne for Squirrel, since he apparently liked Tony's a lot.
Evan Fennel has himself a brand-spankin' new mini-Golden Suit Elvis outfit. He will be stylin' when he gets up.
Jordan Kennedy gets a carton of Desert Sunset with a drawn label of Jordan herself hanging out on a tank, pinup style in the desert. (Desert Sunset is a peyote-based ice cream, and thus clearly-labeled serving sizes.)
She also tucks some money in the fund for the children and the Bound, and leaves various ice creams for them as well (of course, these ice creams are not laced with anything stronger than chocolate). Sorta like putting change in the kettles back home.