A few days ago Bar was reminded of an
argument and that, while she
clearly has a fondness for pirates, the exception to the rule is one Captain Elizabeth Turner. Therefore, when said Captain Turner arrives, turns a haughty eye on a wait rat and approaches Bar with her mind on a hot meal, there's no question who will be pressed into service tonight.
The first note on a napkin informs Elizabeth of this. "I think not," is her reply.
Another napkin replaces the first. Elizabeth's affronted, annoyed expression becomes a cold little smile. "Actually, I think you'll find through further study that
I was not to blame."
A flurry of napkins explodes from Bar, a few making it high enough to flick Elizabeth's face. Some are covered in writing; others display very expressive stick figures. The images of Jack are especially detailed. Elizabeth is quick to ascertain the nature of the information thus displayed and gathers up the napkins, angrily stuffing them down her black sleeve.
"Very well, I'll
do it. And I'll have a barrel of rum for my crew when I'm finished," she informs the beastly piece of furniture.
Bar produces one last napkin that says
We have an accord and helpfully supplies Eddie's drink book. Ignoring both, Elizabeth purses her lips and writes the following on the board:
Tonight's Special
RUM She dusts the chalk off her hands and turns to face the room, head held high, looking as if she had meant to be there all along. What can the pirate surreptitiously shredding napkins into the trash get you, Milliways?
[Tiny piratical tags: Jane Austen, Arnold, Dinah Lance]