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Jan. 12th, 2012 01:30 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
a1enzo[OOM, Millitimed to, eh, a few days ago: Dani finally returns to the Guardian Academy for an official visit. And to rock out.]
Jan. 12th, 2012
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Jan. 12th, 2012 09:45 amthe_lioness[OOMs:
Do YOU know what happened last night?
Abigail does, but she's disinclined to share with the troops.
The hunt for Sven. No llamas or scary sheep robots were injured in the writing of this thread.]
Do YOU know what happened last night?
Abigail does, but she's disinclined to share with the troops.
The hunt for Sven. No llamas or scary sheep robots were injured in the writing of this thread.]
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Jan. 12th, 2012 07:14 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
v-accidentprone.livejournal.comA fourteen-year-old boy with alarming amounts of blood dripping off his upper body and trickling out his mouth comes stumbling through the door.
"Shower," he says.
And then, more urgently, "Shower."
Luckily for him, despite his single-minded attention to getting some place where he can have a wash, one of the waitrats notices him and wisely hands him a bucket, which turns out to be very useful because after a confused half a minute, he vomits more blood into it.
Would it reassure anyone to know that the blood isn't his?
"Shower," he says.
And then, more urgently, "Shower."
Luckily for him, despite his single-minded attention to getting some place where he can have a wash, one of the waitrats notices him and wisely hands him a bucket, which turns out to be very useful because after a confused half a minute, he vomits more blood into it.
Would it reassure anyone to know that the blood isn't his?
Reposted on the bulletin board
Jan. 12th, 2012 08:30 pmcrabbycustomerATTENTION BAR DENIZENS
OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY EMPATHY BLADDER I, KARKAT VANTAS, HAVE CHOSEN TO SHARE WITH YOU AN EXTREMELY USEFUL COMMUNICATION UTILITY FROM MY REALITY, SUITABLY PARED DOWN AND SIMPLIFIED FOR EASE OF USE.
IT IS CALLED T MINUS.
IT IS A CHAT CLIENT. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A CHAT CLIENT IS, IT IS A SYSTEM FOR LONG-DISTANCE TEXT-BASED COMMUNICATION BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE OVER THE INTERNET. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS YOU HAD BETTER COME TALK TO ME PERSONALLY BEFORE YOU OVERWHELM YOURSELF WITH THIS THING. BUT TRUST ME, IT IS PRETTY COOL.
IT SHOULD WORK INTERDIMENSIONALLY, WITHIN MILLIWAYS OR FROM YOUR WORLD TO MILLIWAYS. OR WITHIN YOUR WORLD, I GUESS. UNLESS IT MALFUNCTIONS. IF IT MALFUNCTIONS PLEASE LET ME KNOW SO I CAN GO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE SERVER WITH A CROWBAR. A MAGICAL CROWBAR THAT FIXES COMPUTER GLITCHES. IT ALSO SUPPORTS FUNCTIONALITY FOR BULLETIN BOARD POSTINGS THAT ARE VISIBLE TO EVERYONE FROM A HANDHELD DEVICE, PASSING UP OR SUPPLEMENTING THIS ANTIQUATED PIECE OF SHIT.
IT ONLY RUNS ON DEVICES FROM MY WORLD. I AM SUBSIDIZING THESE IF YOU WANT TO GET ONE FROM THE BAR BECAUSE I AM HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET A USERBASE STARTED ON THIS THING. IT IS ORGANIC TECHNOLOGY SO PLEASE REMEMBER TO FEED IT, THERE ARE INSTRUCTIONS LOADED ON THE FUCKING THINGS.
OR COME TALK TO ME. I AM THE GREY KID WITH THE HORNS, I AM PRETTY HARD TO MISS. YOU CAN TAKE ONE WITHOUT TALKING TO ME, I DON'T CARE, BUT IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO HOLD YOUR FROND I AM AROUND. OR TRY MESSAGING ME FIRST TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE SET UP CORRECTLY. MY USER NAME IS carcinoGeneticist.
The grey kid with the horns is nowhere in sight tonight, but he is pretty much always signed on, if you can get that far on your own.
OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY EMPATHY BLADDER I, KARKAT VANTAS, HAVE CHOSEN TO SHARE WITH YOU AN EXTREMELY USEFUL COMMUNICATION UTILITY FROM MY REALITY, SUITABLY PARED DOWN AND SIMPLIFIED FOR EASE OF USE.
IT IS CALLED T MINUS.
IT IS A CHAT CLIENT. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A CHAT CLIENT IS, IT IS A SYSTEM FOR LONG-DISTANCE TEXT-BASED COMMUNICATION BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE OVER THE INTERNET. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE INTERNET IS YOU HAD BETTER COME TALK TO ME PERSONALLY BEFORE YOU OVERWHELM YOURSELF WITH THIS THING. BUT TRUST ME, IT IS PRETTY COOL.
IT SHOULD WORK INTERDIMENSIONALLY, WITHIN MILLIWAYS OR FROM YOUR WORLD TO MILLIWAYS. OR WITHIN YOUR WORLD, I GUESS. UNLESS IT MALFUNCTIONS. IF IT MALFUNCTIONS PLEASE LET ME KNOW SO I CAN GO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE SERVER WITH A CROWBAR. A MAGICAL CROWBAR THAT FIXES COMPUTER GLITCHES. IT ALSO SUPPORTS FUNCTIONALITY FOR BULLETIN BOARD POSTINGS THAT ARE VISIBLE TO EVERYONE FROM A HANDHELD DEVICE, PASSING UP OR SUPPLEMENTING THIS ANTIQUATED PIECE OF SHIT.
IT ONLY RUNS ON DEVICES FROM MY WORLD. I AM SUBSIDIZING THESE IF YOU WANT TO GET ONE FROM THE BAR BECAUSE I AM HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET A USERBASE STARTED ON THIS THING. IT IS ORGANIC TECHNOLOGY SO PLEASE REMEMBER TO FEED IT, THERE ARE INSTRUCTIONS LOADED ON THE FUCKING THINGS.
OR COME TALK TO ME. I AM THE GREY KID WITH THE HORNS, I AM PRETTY HARD TO MISS. YOU CAN TAKE ONE WITHOUT TALKING TO ME, I DON'T CARE, BUT IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO HOLD YOUR FROND I AM AROUND. OR TRY MESSAGING ME FIRST TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE SET UP CORRECTLY. MY USER NAME IS carcinoGeneticist.
The grey kid with the horns is nowhere in sight tonight, but he is pretty much always signed on, if you can get that far on your own.
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Jan. 12th, 2012 09:25 pmwheatencrownEurope is hurting and Demeter can only provide small relief in fresh bread, good health and the healing of tired fields.
She can't make the money be worth what it should be or create jobs for those who need them.
When she walks through the front door, snow is swirling around her and she pulls her cloak tight as she goes to sit by the fire with her feet pulled under her.
Some days it's hard to recall that Spring will come again. Here the asks are fewer and there are those who understand for which she is grateful as she orders a hot wine.
She can't make the money be worth what it should be or create jobs for those who need them.
When she walks through the front door, snow is swirling around her and she pulls her cloak tight as she goes to sit by the fire with her feet pulled under her.
Some days it's hard to recall that Spring will come again. Here the asks are fewer and there are those who understand for which she is grateful as she orders a hot wine.
