The Door opens, and in stroll two men who look very familiar--to the very few who can ever remember having seen them, that is.
Such people would not be at all surprised to discover that the shorter, rounder one is a) doing most of the talking, and b) in a bad mood.
(There is, after all, a minor
cultural event imminent, and due to events
long ago, the Milli-MiB can't help but know all about it.)
"What's really gonna roast my nuts is the goddamn canon bleed. Like that damn elevator the second one just slammed right into the Main Hall, right where the lobby was."
K nods. "That was a mess, and no mistake."
"Three weeks! Three weeks to knock out that damn wall and put in another mezzanine! And how long's it been since that one?"
K doesn't miss a beat. "Nine years, six months, twenty-two days."
"Exactly! And what's that tell you?"
"This gonna be that Barry Sonnenfeld argument again?" K suggests as they take their seats and Bar helpfully comes up with two Eli Lockhart bourbons.
"You're goddamn right it is. Almost ten years, you think that guy did any research? Think he gave a minute's thought to getting the HQ exactly the way it was? Of course not. He's going to 're-imagine it.' I can hear him already. 'Oh, we can do that
better now.' And who gets to clean up all the spatial-distortion disasters that maniac is about to unleash?"
"Agent T?"
"Well, yeah, sure, I'm gonna say it's T's ass if he doesn't fix it. But it still pisses me off."