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[eyeeyecaptain]

You know what proves to be problematic?

An eye patch on a cyclopean mutant.


CRASH!

"HALP!"


[TAG CERTIFIED 100% SCURVY FREE: Turanga Leela, Wilbur Whateley, Teddy Altman]

OOC: OPEN FOR TAGS FOREVERRRRRR ZOMG TLAPD YAY!

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[alt-hulk.livejournal.com]

"That it be, me fair lady. An' a vessel, ye say? What kind o' scurvy dogs ye crew be?" He's very much intrigued: space is still interesting to him, even given what he's found out.

[eyeeyecaptain]

"When they bother t' show up, there's a delivery whelp from a millennium past, 'n a robot w' a gambling habit."

She takes a long gulp of grog.

"Mad scientist fer a owner, been missin' fer a spell. Ain't had no work fer months. Swear I'll bend a marlinspike 'round 'is loaf, next time I see 'im!"

Translation: Leela is poor and she doesn't like it.

[alt-hulk.livejournal.com]

"Aw, that be too bad fer ye," Teddy answers. "Should whip 'em into shape, ye should. 'Beatin's will continue until the morale improves.' That sorta bit."

[eyeeyecaptain]

Leela laughs - and given the current state of her voice, it's a rather booming, wicked laugh.

"Aye, that I should, lad." She tips her mug at him. "I think I like ye, Teddy."

[alt-hulk.livejournal.com]

Teddy laughs back. "Unfortunately, I wouldn't be t'one te do somethin like that. Unless they're real evil, I hates t'hurt someone. But you, Mistress Pirate Cap'n... makes sense, yea?"

[eyeeyecaptain]

She smirks at the 'Mistress Pirate Cap'n' bit.

"O yea, ye don't know the half o' it, mate. Be they evil orrrr be they not, I've done a number on right smart lot. Took lessons from t' master: Arrrrcturan Kung fu. Can kick yer figurehead clean adrift, ye turn me wrong, better believe."

[alt-hulk.livejournal.com]

"I have me doubt'hat you'd be able to knock me down, but twouldn't be a farrrr fight, Cap'n. I be alien, I be." Teddy nods, and then concedes, "But it be good that ye take care'o'yeself. Keep those right scalawags 'way from ye."

[eyeeyecaptain]

"O do ye now, do ye now?" Leela questions, leaning on one elbow. "Met plenty o' aliens in me line o' worrrk, and I m'self be mutant. Wouldn't mind havin' t'pleasure of sparring with a lad as assured as yerself, if ye ever take the notion. Out that thar back door be a fine place for a scrabble; had a few already wit' some mighty fine folk."

Leela's expression is a little smug, but it's merely a friendly offer. Take it or leave it.

[ooc: EEEK. PLEASE FORGIVE THE MASSIVE SLOWTIME. RL ATE MAH BRAINZ. D:]

[alt-hulk.livejournal.com]

"Alright, but I be warnin' ya, I be havin' t'go easy on ye. I got super strength, I do."

[[Hey, don't worry about it! No problem! We can fade here, if it would make it easier on you.]]