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[demandscomments.livejournal.com]

MORBO DOES NOT LIKE PIRATES. THEY OBVIOUSLY GET DRESSED IN THE DARK.

Morbo is apparently having deep thoughts today.


(OOC: Probably slowtime. Definitely crack.)

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[calls-for.livejournal.com]

"The closest English comes is C-T-H-U-L-H-U. Not that meatsacks can pronounce it at all."

You need more tongues.

[demandscomments.livejournal.com]

THAT MUST HAVE BEEN INTERESTING IN YOUR CHILDHOOD.

He snorts.

MORBO IS HORRIBLE WITH NAMES.

[calls-for.livejournal.com]

"I'm not from Earth." Duh, Morbo.

"Is that why you say your own so often?" Cthulhu might be mocking him. Just a bit.

[demandscomments.livejournal.com]

THIS IS PROPER GRAMMAR FOR MORBO'S SPECIES. BOB DOLE RIPPED US OFF.

[calls-for.livejournal.com]

"Maybe you just can't say 'I.'"

[demandscomments.livejournal.com]

YOU MEAN THE LETTER THAT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE MAN WITHOUT APPENDAGES.

[calls-for.livejournal.com]

"Exactly. I."

[demandscomments.livejournal.com]

Morbo tries this out, with varying degrees of success.

[calls-for.livejournal.com]

"Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii."

[demandscomments.livejournal.com]

Finally, Morbo masters this, and if Morbo had a facial expression that wasn't angry he would be gleeing right now.

[calls-for.livejournal.com]

Now they just have to get him to lower his voice.

"There you go!"

[demandscomments.livejournal.com]

MORBO IS PLEASED.

Yeah, he really can't do anything about that. Not that he would if he could.