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[untiedtheknots]

Artemis survived Mardi Gras mostly by staying seated the whole evening.

At least on TLaPD, The Powers That Be saw fit to give her actual pants. The blouse is a little lower cut than she'd like, but the pistols tucked in her sash may be the Landlord's idea of compensation.

Now all she needs is some whiskey rum.

[ooc: open until sunday for all your pirate!artemis needs]

Comments

[lilolo.livejournal.com]

"Cool! I mean - ARR!"

When all else fails, go for the gutteral.

[untiedtheknots]

"Yarr!" Artemis concurs.

"And what fine young pirate might I have the pleasure of meeting?"

[lilolo.livejournal.com]

"Ye be facin' the dread Captain Lilo, Scourge of the Peaceful Pacific, She of a Thousand Bloodied Battles! I'll cut your parrot, yarr!"

Lilo waves her hook around enthusiastically before leaning in for a whisper. "I don't really mean I'll cut your parrot. I have to say that because it's Pirate Day."

[untiedtheknots]

"Gotcha," Artemis whispers back. "Besides, I don't have a parrot."

She clears her throat before launching back into Piratical Speech. "But if I did have a parrot, I'd swash your buckle over all Seven Seas before I'd let you harm a feather atop his dear little head!"