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[oom: Hearts and Minds and Urchins and Feet.]

Hurley step into the bar, a bit sweaty and his shorts are damp from the water.

"Oh. This figures," he says. "How come you keep disappearing on me, bar? That's so not cool."

It's not crazy to talk to the bar. It can hear him. D'uh.

He goes and sits down in a booth.

"Hey, buddy," he greets a waitrat. "Get me a Oreo milkshake, would ya?"

[ooc: Open until the post slides off the front page, yo.]

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"You get it looked at? Them things can have venom."

"Yeah, I got it worked out," Hurley says. "Dude helped me."

"Did you at least find the frickin' thing an' eat'im?"

"Yeah," Hurley said. "Made me ralph."

Raph smirks.

"Bet that taught it."

"Yeah, I guess," Hurley said.

"...wait, is that supposed to, like, help with the venom?"

"Not really no, but it'll totally make sure that urchin doesn't get under foot again."

Small consolation.

"Oh," Hurley said. "I thought. Huh. Well, I guess yeah, that works."

Raph blinks.

"It might for you? Maybe? Dunno, I was a turtle the last time I had urchin, or the chance to step on one."

"...a turtle?" Hurley says.

"You got a problem with turtles?"

"You don't look like a turtle, dude," Hurley says.

"You got a mind like a steel trap, you know that?"

Says a smirking Raph.

"Heeeey," Hurley says. "So you're like... a magic turtle... dude?"

He scratches at the back of his head.

"Uh...kinda? Only I don't got no control over it. Got zapped by a couple of wizards an' witches and ended up lookin' like this. Was hatched a turtle though. Hatched a turtle an' raised in New York."

As you do...

"Oh," Hurley says. "That's like... cool, I guess."

"You guess?"

One of his eyebrows goes up.

"How am I supposed to know?" Hurley says. "I've never been a turtle!"

Both eyebrows go up while Raph's head appears to sink down ever so slightly.

"I wouldn't go sayin' that too loud. Might make it sound like you're issuin' some kinda challenge."

"...dude, seriously?" Hurley says. "Someone might just... do that?"

"I spent a week as a panda bear two weeks ago."

"...Duuuuuude," Hurley says.

"That reminds me...you ain't seen a giant beach ball rollin'round here have you?"

"Uhhh, no," Hurley says. "Should I be looking for one?"

"Not like goin' outta your way or anythin', but I kinda misplaced one."