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"Yup. Got any plans?"

Wink-wink-nudge-nudge.

(Here's a hint: SAY NO.)

"Well there's this beautiful guy that keeps hitting on me..."

"Really. Do tell."

Teddy unlocks his arms and sits on the stool next to Billy, like they're at a single's bar and telling stories.

"Mmhmm. He's blond, and has a really strong jaw, and you wouldn't believe what he can do with his mouth..."

"Maybe I should meet this guy. Too bad... I was kind of hoping you and I could get together on Halloween. I heard it's your birthday and all. I even had a few surprises in store."

That Bar is currently taking care of.

"Well. I don't know. He's very jealous."

"Well, then... I guess I can't make that happen. Don't want to start any fights, you know?"

Beat.

"Besides, you're missing out. I think I'm better-looking than any other guy here." Cheeky grin.

"You are at that, mysterious stranger." Billy pouts. "Aren't I worth starting fights over?"

"Worth getting celled, even, maybe. I amend my previous statement."

Teddy makes a show of looking around the bar. "Where is this other mysterious beau so that I might righteously kick his ass?"

"You, stupid." Billy leans over to kiss Teddy on the nose.

Teddy smiles an utterly goofy smile, and looks back up.

"Good. Had me wondering wondering for a second, there."

Billy snorts. "As if."

Teddy gives him an extremely light cuff on the ears.

"Gotta protect my own, home-dawg."

Billy cracks up. "You're crazy."

"Crazy about you."

Puppy-eyes.

"I can live with that."

Goofy smile.

"That's good, cause you'll have to. Forever. And ever. And forever beyond that. And..."

Beat.

"I totally distracted you from getting stuff done, didn't I. Sorry."

"You are a very welcome distraction. Always."

"Aww, thanks. But we need to get this stuff done. Hmm." A pen and paper appear for him. "How's this. You dictate to me, and I'll write. Since my handwriting's easier to read."

"Okay. Who do you want to do first? Or work our way down the list?"

"Work our way down sounds easiest. Who first?" He scoots a little closer to Billy so he can see the list, and, well. He's allowed.

"Umm." He checks the list. "Nobodies. Which just needs to say where we're going."

"Okay."

Teddy writes out a quick note, which reads:

Teddy and I have left to go fight in the war in our world. We thank you for all your assistance, and hope that you remain well. If the situation becomes dire, Lessers will be sent to contact you. Once again, thank you, and good luck.

He shows it to Billy. "That good?"

"Very formal. But it works." Billy signs his name underneath the note.

"Eh." Teddy shrugs. "I tend to write that way to adults. Guess it comes of writing classes. Next?"