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[allstarchuck.livejournal.com]

So, apparently, the well-thought-out evil genius plan these days is blowing things up. Chuck doesn't know why, because he's nowhere near the evil genius status.

(Of course.)

Regardless, the whole thing blows over when he defuses Laszlo's bomb on an extremely tenuous 'if you're lying about this, then you must be lying about that' line of reasoning that would do Vizzini proud.

So the question on all minds is, obviously: Chuck Bartowski, now that you've rescued the inhabitants of that building that was going to be blown up, what are you going to do next?

And the answer?

Happy Hour Specials
Raktajino
Tarkalean Tea
Vesper Martini
Buzz Beer
Chocolate Milk

HE'S going to Disney World Happy Hour!

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[allstarchuck.livejournal.com]

"How is it?"

[theflyingsquirl]

"It's good," he says. "Strong, but... that's not that surprising."

[allstarchuck.livejournal.com]

"Not really."

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[theflyingsquirl]

"It's weird, seeing the foods and drinks from all kinds of other worlds," he says. "It's like the Disney world-of-food thing, only you don't need to wait in lines and deal with the whole evil-empire business."

[allstarchuck.livejournal.com]

....Snerk.

"Exactly like that."

:D

[theflyingsquirl]

He takes another sip.

"They should do that here sometime--festival of weird alien foods, you know? Though some people might get offended by calling it that, so you'd need to make it politically correct, or something. But that's the general idea."

[allstarchuck.livejournal.com]

Snerk.

"Something like that."

[theflyingsquirl]

"I'm mostly interested in the desserts. Do a cookies-around-the-multiverse day or something--I've got a pretty good recipe, myself."

[allstarchuck.livejournal.com]

"That would be- we should totally do that."

:OOOOO

[theflyingsquirl]

"I think I'm gonna put up some signs, see if I can get people to volunteer to bake," he says. "If I put myself up as a judge, I get more free food. It's perfect."

[allstarchuck.livejournal.com]

"I'll help," he says. "As an impartial bystander who was key to helping this idea develop."

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[theflyingsquirl]

"Excellent," he says with a nod. "I'll see that you're in as one of the judges. Or at least, that you get plenty of free cookies."

[allstarchuck.livejournal.com]

"For that, I think I can afford to make your drink on the house."

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