http://allstarchuck.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] allstarchuck.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2009-06-08 06:58 pm

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So, apparently, the well-thought-out evil genius plan these days is blowing things up. Chuck doesn't know why, because he's nowhere near the evil genius status.

(Of course.)

Regardless, the whole thing blows over when he defuses Laszlo's bomb on an extremely tenuous 'if you're lying about this, then you must be lying about that' line of reasoning that would do Vizzini proud.

So the question on all minds is, obviously: Chuck Bartowski, now that you've rescued the inhabitants of that building that was going to be blown up, what are you going to do next?

And the answer?

Happy Hour Specials
Raktajino
Tarkalean Tea
Vesper Martini
Buzz Beer
Chocolate Milk

HE'S going to Disney World Happy Hour!

[identity profile] betterthantruth.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Chuck. Chu-k. Ch-ukk. Alien names. Honestly. Utterly charming, but just as nonsensical. "Chuck, my good man, it is a pleasure to meet you. Say, you look quite at home among the myriad of bottles - you wouldn't happen to do this for a living?"

Why yes, his voice is exactly like it is in the show. Charming intonation included, because no, Garak does not use Universal translators.

Universal translators r 4 n00bz