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{OOM: Time me. (Or, even superheroes have their off days.)}

So, to recap: when Bart enters the bar his hair is drenched in Icee (blueberry) and his forehead is sporting a large bruise in the form of a backwards 'FRESH!!'. He grumps at the bar for a second before making his way, stiffly, for the door to the rooms upstairs. He's not superspeeding, so you can catch him if you're so inclined.

Tinytags: Jenny, Billy Kaplan

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Which is met with a wide eyed, deer caught in the headlight look.

"Do you want me to go?"

"If you want."

Sneaky deflection? Nevar!

She blushes a little as she shakes her head. It's... it's normal to want to stay, isn't it? Because she loves Bart and he's her boyfriend and in some ways, a part of that family she's made for herself here?

"I think I'd like to stay. If you don't mind?"

Grin!

"Go for it."

Er, or don't, rather. At any rate, there is proper stripping and stepping into the shower. Where the water is :D.

Jenny can't help but stare at him as he undresses because, well, she had meant it the other night when she had said she liked part of his anatomy.

She giggles softly, the sound lost under the falling water. In a louder voice, she says, "Tell me when you need the shampoo!"

Hey, he likes that part of his anatomy, too. >>

After a minute, his slightly gloopy head sticks out from behind the shower curtain. "Now's good."

Jenny smiles widely at him as she walks over to the shower to hand it to him.

"No more blueberry icee?"

"That's the idea."

Mm, peppermint-y smelling shampoo!

Blueberries are only okay. She'd prefer her Bart peppermint smelling any day.

Quickly, Jenny steals a kiss. "Good luck!"

Remarkably, he does, in fact, manage to shower without collapsing or banging his head on the shower head or even dying horribly in a sudden and unexplained bout of death.

Yes, we know: amazing!

His head sticks out again. "Towel?"

It comes as a big relief to Jenny in knowing his injuries aren't that bad. She had seen worse on New Thal. She had, in fact, caused worse.

So when Bart sticks his head out, she giggles and looks at him coyly. "Really?"

Towels cover too much.

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"If I promise just to use it on my hair?"

She tilts her head, considering.

"Promise?"

Solemn, "Promise."

Well, if that's the case...

Jenny picks up his towel from the wall and tosses it towards him.

It is, true to his word, applied to his hair.

AND THEN TIED AROUND HIS WAIST :O

Jenny's blue eyes go wide and she stares at him for just a moment.

"You said you'd just use it on your hair!"

"I did use it on my hair," he points out.

HE JUST DIDN'T KEEP IT THERE!

WHICH IS NOT FAIR.

"But it's around your waist now!"

IS SO!

"I didn't notice."

Jenny pouts for a second. "Take it off."

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That was an order, soldier!

They aren't in the army!

She was!