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[lilolo.livejournal.com]

Lilo runs into Milliways, followed as usual by indistinct yelling. She races to the bar, where she whispers something, then runs into the bathroom with a wrapped package underarm.

A few minutes later, she emerges from the bathroom, wearing a long (fake) fur coat, a bowler hat, and a pair of plastic spectacles with a rubber nose and a mustache.

"Hhhhhallo," she announces to the bar at large in an indistinct accent somewhere between British and Spanglish. "Oi am Emu Snickers, Model Citizen, thoroughlay unnoteworthy patron of theese foine establishment! Barkeep, a chocolate milk! On the rocks."

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[im-so-sari.livejournal.com]

Sari nods knowingly. "Now that I think about it, I think she did!" she says, very loudly and deliberately. "Thank you, kind sir!"

Then, quietly again: "What does she look like?"