Happy Hour!

[piesordeath.livejournal.com]

There are many things Ned has yet to check off his proverbial Things To Do Before I Die list, and bartending at any sort of bar is one of them.

(But why not add a couple of extra points for uniqueness? Throw in a bar at the end of the universe, too.)

The Happy Hour specials are written in very precise, neat handwriting and reflect his day-job. It's hard to stray too far away from pie-making, it seems.


Tonight's Specials

Apple Pie in a Glass
American Pie
Mud Pie


He quickly gives the bartop a wipe-down, then turns to the bar space at large.

"Okay. What'll it be?"


[ooc: And the brains have officially decided they've had enough. Slowtimes for all, please! And thanks for tagging!]

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[piesordeath.livejournal.com]

"Is it?"

Ned finds nothing peculiar about it!

He's known a few vegetarians in his lifetime.

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

"I myself have never heard of such a thing," he says, owlish.

[piesordeath.livejournal.com]

"Oh. Well, it's not exactly common, I guess, but some people choose not to eat meat."

Most of those people do it because they believe in protecting animals, and the like. Ned has other reasons.

"They stick to eating fruits and vegetables, and things like that."

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

"I suppose I do like fruit," Puck allows.

[piesordeath.livejournal.com]

"Fruit is good. It gives you nearly everything you need, nutrition-wise."

He shrugs.

"I'm guessing you're a fan of meat."

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

Puck laughs.

His teeth are, ah ...

Sharp.


"I am a fan of nearly anything, as it happens. I find preferences so dreadfully tiring."

[piesordeath.livejournal.com]

Eyebrows shoot up.

Sharp, indeed.

"You have a point," he says. "You're fortunate you don't have to avoid certain things, of course. I know it's a choice for some, but for others ... not so much."

[puckishly.livejournal.com]

A tilt of his head.

"Well, a horse must needs eat hay," he concedes, "and a cow chew its cud. Though I have always interpreted this as a necessity imposed from without, rather than within."

This could also be because historically, he hasn't really paid much mind to the thoughts of cows.