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[pickyourmoments]

Chandler's always known that eventually, he'd get caught. You can only skive off of work to go to a bar so many times before someone notices. He'd just never expected that someone to be the Bar.

He's being put to work, because he keeps ditching work. That's the way he sees it. He's never tended a bar. He's never even waited tables. He's had one job his entire life, and that was statistical anayalsys and data reconfiguration. Still, he goes behind the Bar, and fumbles around, trying to figure out what it is he's meant to be doing. Eventually, he comes up with a plan.

Happy Hour
Apologies in advance for the new guy

SPECIALS

Rum and Coke/Rum and Diet Coke
Chocolate Milk
Coffee

And that exhausts the list of things he can make on his own. Grabbing a Yoo-hoo for himself, he sits back and waits for something to happen.

Fake!Tag: Chandler Bing

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[pickyourmoments]

"Tomorrow's good," Chandler says. He's honestly looking forward to this, but he's not sure why. "Anything I should bring, just in case?"

[aaaaaaaagh_sky]

"Old, worn clothes," Ellen says. "There isn't anything new in Megaton unless someone just skinned a Brahmin and made leather out of the hide. If you don't have clothing you don't mind getting ruined I can loan you a Vault 112 suit big enough to fit you and we'll tell people you just got out of a Vault, so that's why you don't know the surface very well."

[pickyourmoments]

"I think I can come up with something," Chandler says.

Nothing from his closet, though.