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[pickyourmoments]

Chandler's always known that eventually, he'd get caught. You can only skive off of work to go to a bar so many times before someone notices. He'd just never expected that someone to be the Bar.

He's being put to work, because he keeps ditching work. That's the way he sees it. He's never tended a bar. He's never even waited tables. He's had one job his entire life, and that was statistical anayalsys and data reconfiguration. Still, he goes behind the Bar, and fumbles around, trying to figure out what it is he's meant to be doing. Eventually, he comes up with a plan.

Happy Hour
Apologies in advance for the new guy

SPECIALS

Rum and Coke/Rum and Diet Coke
Chocolate Milk
Coffee

And that exhausts the list of things he can make on his own. Grabbing a Yoo-hoo for himself, he sits back and waits for something to happen.

Fake!Tag: Chandler Bing

Comments

[the_ghostking]

"1994? Huh. I'm from 2008. New York, too."

He frowns.

"I wonder if it's very different."

[pickyourmoments]

"I'll let you know when I get there," Chandler answers. "I've only been in the city for about five years, myself, but it hasn't really changed at all in that time."

[the_ghostking]

He has another sip of his coke.

(And it occurs to him, as it has the past two times he's been here, that it tastes exactly the same.)

(If not maybe a tiny bit better.)

"Oh. Well, I'm not a huge expert on New York either then, I guess. I ... think I'm from Las Vegas. Or at least that's where I was before I went to school in Maine."

[pickyourmoments]

"Oh, yeah? My dad's in Las Vegas," Chandler offers. "Never been to Maine, though."

[the_ghostking]

"I wasn't there very long either," he says with a shrug.

He and Bianca have been shipped from place to place.

"Maine, I mean. Just for school, and only until I ..."

Went to a camp for demigods?

Yeah.

"Moved to New York."


No need to scare Chandler into throwing another Yoo-hoo to the ground just yet.

[pickyourmoments]

Oh, don't worry. He's clumsy, and uncoordinated, and'll probably do that on his own, anyway.

"Boarding school?" Chandler tries. "Isn't that stuff just the worst?"

[the_ghostking]

He nods grimly.

Technically it's also a military school, but.

"I hate the uniforms."