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Hey, kids! Remember the '90s? You know, back when everyone wore boots and flannel all the time; mobile phones and home computers were not yet ubiquitous; and the powers that be tried to revitalize the sagging Japanese Beetle! franchise (and grab precious merchandising dollars) by reframing it as the eternal struggle of jocks vs. geeks in a suburban high school, far from its epic WWII origins?
...no? Well, you're just too young to remember. It totally happened that way.
Anyway, in swaggers eighteen-year-old Squirrel, in jeans and his Skyline High Rockets letter jacket (apparently if you're big enough and fast enough, a five-foot-long squirrel tail isn't too much of a liability on the football field; who knew?) and with a real Cheshire grin. It felt good to stuff Beetle in a locker today, better than usual even, and he figures he deserves a treat for it.
Up to the bar he goes, for some deep-dish eggplant parmesan pizza and a double-chocolate malt. Highly botherable.
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...no? Well, you're just too young to remember. It totally happened that way.
Anyway, in swaggers eighteen-year-old Squirrel, in jeans and his Skyline High Rockets letter jacket (apparently if you're big enough and fast enough, a five-foot-long squirrel tail isn't too much of a liability on the football field; who knew?) and with a real Cheshire grin. It felt good to stuff Beetle in a locker today, better than usual even, and he figures he deserves a treat for it.
Up to the bar he goes, for some deep-dish eggplant parmesan pizza and a double-chocolate malt. Highly botherable.
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Most of what Squirrel said didn't actually make sense to William but he's learning that happens here a lot.
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But then, he likes spicy foods.
"Unless you're a vegetarian or something."
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Not, obviously, that he needs to tell him that.
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Or ride in the back of an RV, whichever.
He takes a big bite of pizza, chews contemplatively.
"Not as bad as Oklahoma though. You think you're never gonna get out of the state."
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None of their vacations had gone that way though, thankfully. His parents haven't really done the family vacation thing in years, either. And neither he nor his sister minds that much.
"Next time I take a long trip like that though, it won't be with my folks."
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His parents don't make him do anything, besides sometimes wash his dad's car. He used to have to mow the lawn, but he got out of that when he started playing sports. If he's not home, he can't be expected to do anything, right?
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And then, since he can't leave well enough alone, "What happened?"
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