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Anya wanders downstairs and grabs a cup a coffee from the bar. She looks around for anyone that she can talk to.
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anya-after.livejournal.com
2005-01-17 09:41 pm (UTC)
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Anya smiles. "Glad to hear that. How long have you two been together?"
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notinthefett.livejournal.com
2005-01-17 09:49 pm (UTC)
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"Um...a little over a month," he mumbles. He expects she'll make fun of that.
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anya-after.livejournal.com
2005-01-17 09:52 pm (UTC)
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"Awwww... how cute! Are you planning babies yet? Wait, can dead people even have babies?"
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notinthefett.livejournal.com
2005-01-17 09:57 pm (UTC)
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"What? No! Babies? We aren't even...I mean she lives with me, but...that's...too...no!" He sputters.
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anya-after.livejournal.com
2005-01-17 10:05 pm (UTC)
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Anya grins. "No babies? Okay."
"But I am curious. Can dead people have babies?"
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notinthefett.livejournal.com
2005-01-17 10:09 pm (UTC)
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"Uh.
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anya-after.livejournal.com
2005-01-17 10:10 pm (UTC)
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Anya gets a sad look on her face. "Oh. Okay."
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notinthefett.livejournal.com
2005-01-17 10:11 pm (UTC)
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"Uh, logic would dictate," he points out. "Not just me."
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anya-after.livejournal.com
2005-01-17 10:13 pm (UTC)
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Anya nods. "Of course. Logic."
That still doesn't mean she's not disappointed a little.
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notinthefett.livejournal.com
2005-01-17 10:14 pm (UTC)
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"Adoption is an...option," he rhymes, unintentionally.
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anya-after.livejournal.com
2005-01-17 10:21 pm (UTC)
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Anya looks at him. "And where would you find babies to adopt here?"
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notinthefett.livejournal.com
2005-01-17 10:23 pm (UTC)
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"There's one that walks around sometimes," Warren huffs. "I've talked to it."
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anya-after.livejournal.com
2005-01-17 10:29 pm (UTC)
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"Oh, you mean that little baby who was crying last night? I think she belongs to someone."
Anya lifts an eyebrow. "And you can't go randomly picking babies."
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notinthefett.livejournal.com
2005-01-17 10:36 pm (UTC)
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"I don't. I'm not going to. I'm just saying," he protests.
"And what do you need a baby for, anyway?"
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anya-after.livejournal.com
2005-01-17 10:38 pm (UTC)
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Now it's Anya's turn to almost flail.
"What? I don't need a baby. They're just... cute, that's all. And I never had the chance to have any with Xander."
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notinthefett.livejournal.com
2005-01-17 10:47 pm (UTC)
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"They're not cute, they're all...small...and vulnerable and needy and loud. And you have to...take care of them."
Warren wrinkles his nose.
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anya-after.livejournal.com
2005-01-17 10:51 pm (UTC)
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"Well, yes, I suppose they can be all that. But they're also cute!"
Anya nods, for this is a fact.
"How about the baby you've talked to? Isn't she cute?"
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notinthefett.livejournal.com
2005-01-17 10:55 pm (UTC)
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Warren shrugs.
"I dunno. It's a baby. It bites."
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anya-after.livejournal.com
2005-01-17 10:56 pm (UTC)
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"It didn't bite me. It did cling to my leg, but didn't bite."
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notinthefett.livejournal.com
2005-01-17 10:58 pm (UTC)
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Warren nods.
"It bit my robot."
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anya-after.livejournal.com
2005-01-18 12:01 am (UTC)
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Anya blinks. "Another robot? Haven't you learned your lesson about robots?"
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notinthefett.livejournal.com
2005-01-18 12:05 am (UTC)
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Warren rolls his eyes.
"It's a robot of
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anya-after.livejournal.com
2005-01-18 12:07 am (UTC)
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"And also, 'don't make one of the Slayer, cause it causes nothing but confusion and mental images'?"
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notinthefett.livejournal.com
2005-01-18 12:14 am (UTC)
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"Okay, I didn't
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anya-after.livejournal.com
2005-01-18 12:21 am (UTC)
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"How did he make you? Spike had a chip in his brain, he wouldn't have been able to hurt you."
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"But I am curious. Can dead people have babies?"
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That still doesn't mean she's not disappointed a little.
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Anya lifts an eyebrow. "And you can't go randomly picking babies."
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"And what do you need a baby for, anyway?"
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"What? I don't need a baby. They're just... cute, that's all. And I never had the chance to have any with Xander."
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Warren wrinkles his nose.
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Anya nods, for this is a fact.
"How about the baby you've talked to? Isn't she cute?"
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"I dunno. It's a baby. It bites."
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"It bit my robot."
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"It's a robot of me. And there is no lesson about robots. Except for maybe the one about 'Don't try to treat them like humans, or you'll confuse them and trigger their combat mode'."
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