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Link has made a new friend! Kind of. The pink thing invited itself to his booth while he was at the bar getting a snack and a drink. He doesn't really care, as long as the pink thing doesn't try to mess up the wood carving he's working on, although he is rather disturbed by the thing's tendency to stare at his snack, mumbling pathetic little "Poyo"s when he does.

What does poyo even mean anyway?

Tiny tag: Kirby

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As Link is busy trying to process which question to answer first, Kirby is busy inspecting the milk cartons with a curious "Poyo?" (It may be that he is wondering where the chocolate is, and why there's no chocolate, and what good is milk without chocolate?)

"...huh?" is all Link can manage to get out after a moment.

"D-o-o-o-o y-y-o-o-o-u-u s-s-p-e-e-e-e-a-a-a-a-k e-e-n-n-g-l-i-i-i-s-s-h-h?"

Konata says, very slowly ... almost too slow.

"What's English?"

gotta love that automatic babelfish and its tendency not to explain what language other people are speaking in

"So you do understand me!" She said, putting her hands on her hips. "ANSWER MY QUESTIONS! IZUMI VI KONATA COMMANDS IT!"

"You asked, like...a lot of them."

Link: as good at math as Captain Waddle Doo.

Edited 2012-06-02 00:35 (UTC)

She slams her head down on the table and rolls it back and forth.

" Jeez, what a pain!" she thought.

And idea comes in her head.

She pulls out a notepad and pencil from her pocket. (She has very deep pockets. They're bigger on the inside.) She scribbles a few lines on the page, and shoves it over to link, along with a number two pencil and Scantron sheet.

Dafuq? Where does she GET these things from? And, furthermore, WHY does she keep these things around?

"Here!" she said, smiling. "Fill out this questionnaire! It's the questions I just asked you, wrote down for your convenience! Now you can take your time! Aren't I nice?"

She pulls out her GameBoy.

"I'll just play this until you finish." She kicks her legs upon the counter, and leans back in the stool. She turns the GameBoy on and waits for Link to finish the questionnaire.

Well, he did want her to slow it down, right?

Link stares at this questionnaire. For a very, very long time. Until he gives up and starts working on his carving again.

Kirby, however, picks up the pencil and starts doodling over the paper without regard for things like space and...doodles...not going through...questions...

Konata is suddenly behind him, her hot breath that smelled of raman, breathing down his neck.

"Whatcha working on?"

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