Tending!

[havetubawilltravel]

Submitted for your approval: Pink Pony. Wearing blue and white polka-dotted culottes and a brown straw hat, complete with oversized purple sunglasses, humming what sounds like surf-rock under her breath as she bounces her way toward the bar.

And then she freezes still and her tail twitches.

"Uh oh! Gettin' itchy-twitchy! Feels like I'm gonna get a napkin telling me to make drinks!"

And, as she bounces one last step toward the bar, that's exactly what happens.

"I knew my Pinkie senses wouldn't let me down!" She grins.

ZIP!

ZOOM!

Milliways, your bar is now the cheeriest looking mock-luau you've ever seen, complete with leis draped over the backs of each chair, ukulele music being piped over the sound system, and limbo pole set up right near the karaoke machine.

Pinkie gives it all a once-over, grins, and turns toward the specials board and scribbling down this:

~~~*SPECIALS:*~~~

Pinky
Pink Lemonade
Tropical Fruit Punch

Pinkie Pie's Extra-Famous Pink Bananana Tropical Tornado Shake with a special hula twist! (SSH! THE RECIPIE'S A SECRET!)

Super Yummy Tropical Punch!

Volcano Slides!

Have fun, party down, and limbo all night!



Two seconds after she's done, Pinkie's in position behind the bar, ready to take your order.

While hula-hooping.

[OOC: Already on top of my backtags and handling them now! Opem 'til next bartending, and livetagging 'til roughly 5 AM; will be in crackchat to handle questions in about ten minutes, slow tags 'til then too, because of chores!]

Comments

[gottadealwithit]

"Pinkie!"

Korra has an enormous cake of red and gold, which isn't even slightly finished.

"Guess what, guess what?"

[havetubawilltravel]

"KORRA!" Pinkie starts bouncing in place while hula-hooping, which is quite a sight, but stops all motion and points her hoof in Korra's direction at the sight of the "CAKE!"

[gottadealwithit]

"CAKE!" Korra agrees.

"Take some. I can't possibly eat it all. Please take some?"

[havetubawilltravel]

Better watch out, Korra - she'll take ALL the cake!

But instead she gets out a butter knife and, through the magic of pony!hooves, manages to cut it into quarters. "Where did you get it!?"

[makesthings]

Sam's spent all day out by the lake and comes in with the few fish he caught and is empty picnic basket and stares at the counter.

First he goes into the kitchen to drop off his fish and then sits down and asks, "What's a Volcano Slide and in the pig-fu?"

[havetubawilltravel]

Have a Pinkie riiight up in your face, Sameth.

"It's a big dish of chocolate pudding, filled with chocolate-dipped hot peppers, crushed up cookies and gummy worms!" It's AMAZING, at least according to Pinkie.

[makesthings]

He backs up a step, she's intense and pink, "That sounds like a lot. Which drink is coolest?"

[havetubawilltravel]

Ain't she, tho?

"The Pinky Lemonade's got LOTS of ice in it!" she grins.

[brutalcareer]

Cato stares for a moment at the pony behind the bar and then he simply says,

"I guess I'll take the Extra-Famous Pink Bananana Tropical Tornado Shake."

[havetubawilltravel]

And once his order is completed, the air fills with streamers, and Pinkie's suddenly singing as she builds the shake:

Hooray!
Today you asked for something super-tasty
made with care! It's not too hasty!
Bananas and stuff that's sweet and creamy!
It's cool and it's fun and it's extra-dreamy!
It goes in your tummy and makes it say yummy!
Hooray! Now here's your shake!

The blender whirls as she puts the finishing touches on the concoction. And then there's a full soda glass sitting on the bar before Cato, filled with a thick pink substance, the rim of the glass dotted with fruit and a single sparkler shining in the middle.

[sunbaked_baker]

Pinkie doesn't do anything half-way, Rae isn't surprised to see as she steps out of the kitchen.

"Secret recipe, huh?" grins the baker as she takes a seat at the bar. "I somehow can't resist. One of Pinkie Pie's Extra-Famous Pink Bananana Tropical Tornado Shake with a special hula twist, please."

[havetubawilltravel]

And Pinkie SPRINGS into action!

Hooray!
Today you asked for something super-tasty
made with care! It's not too hasty!
Bananas and stuff that's sweet and creamy!
It's cool and it's fun and it's extra-dreamy!
It goes in your tummy and makes it say yummy!
Hooray! Now here's your shake!

SPARKLER! FRUIT! DOUBLE-THICK SHAKE, SUNSHINE!

[sunbaked_baker]

Rae is laughing, clapping her hands in time with the song by the time it ends.

"I had no idea it came with a free song, too!" she says, delighted. "Thank you!"

[havetubawilltravel]

"That's a Pinkie Pie specialty!" she beams. "HOW'S IT TASTE?!"

[a1enzo]

Blink. Blink.

Enzo has accepted the existence of the ponies, but... whut.

It is a very good thing Matrix is not here right now.

[havetubawilltravel]

"HI!" She's...upside-down? "How're you doing? Wanna drink? A dance?!"

[a1enzo]

Her inversion is not helping Enzo's brain to recalibrate.

"Um... uh... drink?" That's probably sort of a yes.

[havetubawilltravel]

"What KINDA drink!" Be specific, Enzo!

[mintylicious]

"Wo-o-oah!"

A certain pink and green Earth Pony stumbles by, attempting to balance a basket of sweets and treats and other tasty things on her nose. It isn't going so well.

"Wo-o-oah!"

It wobbles.

And bobbles.

And it causes lots of hobbles.

And then, with a mighty cry of WO-O-OAH!, pony and candy come crashing down against the bar.

"Oh, I knew I shouldn't have tried to carry it all in one trip," Minty says to herself sadly as she attempts to stand up.

[havetubawilltravel]

And have a helping hoof, Minty.

"Oh my gosh, are you okay?!" Things are getting picked up with Pinkie-speed!

[mintylicious]

Pinkie-speed is very fast, indeed!

Minty makes a slightly sheepish noise. "I guess I wasn't looking in the right directions."

(This is part of why no one asks her to help decorate things anymore.)

[havetubawilltravel]

"Don't you worry! It happens to the best ponies!" The assortment of things has her curious. "What're you doing with all of this neat stuff?"

[courtroomdragon]

Terezi's first reaction to smelling Pinkie Pie (because she is blind and can't see so she navigates by smell and taste, obviously) is to leap over the bar and lick her. Right across the cheek.

"You taste just like cotton candy," Terezi cackles, mostly by way of greeting.

[havetubawilltravel]

....Well, that's a unique way of saying hello! "WOAH!" she says, wiping her cheek against the back of her hoof. "Ummm....hi?"

[courtroomdragon]

"Hello!" Terezi answers, grin broad and teeth sharp. She doesn't seem to know, or perhaps not care, just how menacing she can look sometimes.

"You must be one of those candy-coated hoofbeasts Karkat was telling me about."