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[no_vampires_plz]

There's a purple pony walking through Milliways today.

That, in itself, is not so unusual.

What is unusual is that she's walking on one of the rafters.

On the underside of one of the rafters.

¿ʎǝɥʇ ʇ,uǝɹɐ 'unɟ ǝɹɐ sllǝds ʎʇıʌɐɹƃ

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[no_vampires_plz]

Twilight is slightly taken aback by the question.

"˙˙˙pooƃ ɹoɟ ʇı ǝsn oʇ ʎɹʇ ˙˙˙I"

[kamehamehaaa]

"There was a baddie that used it to take my Dad's body and try to beat us with it." Gohan says.

[no_vampires_plz]

"¿¿ʎɥM"

[kamehamehaaa]

"Because he knew he would lose." Gohan says.

This is nothing; later they'll encounter a baddie that turns people into chocolate.

[no_vampires_plz]

"˙uoıʇsǝnb ʎɯ ɹǝʍsuɐ ʎllɐǝɹ ʇ,usǝop ʇɐɥʇ"

[kamehamehaaa]

"Then I don't understand the question. He took Daddy's body because Daddy was stronger so then we had to fight Daddy and Daddy was stuck in the monster."

[no_vampires_plz]

"¿ǝɔɐld ʇsɹıɟ ǝɥʇ uı noʎ ƃuıʇɥƃıɟ ǝɥ sɐʍ ʎɥM"

[kamehamehaaa]

"Because he wanted to kill us to take some magic balls to make a wish with."

[no_vampires_plz]

...

"¿ɥʇıʍ sǝɥsıʍ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ sllɐq ɔıƃɐɯ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ op ˙˙˙pu∀"

[kamehamehaaa]

"Not at the moment but they're on Earth somewhere."

[no_vampires_plz]

"˙uosɐǝɹ ǝɯos ɹoɟ 'ɯǝɥʇ ʇǝƃ oʇ noʎ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ oƃ oʇ pǝpǝǝu ǝɥ ʇnq"

[kamehamehaaa]

"If we let him get them the bigger enemy would wish to be immortal and destroy the Earth." Gohan explains patiently.

[no_vampires_plz]

"˙uǝɥʇ ʎɐʞO ˙ɥO"

[kamehamehaaa]

Gohan manages to turn upside down, has a moment of chi failure, and just manages to stop himself landing on his head. He flips back over and lands on the floor.

"Oops."

[no_vampires_plz]

"'ʇuɐʍ noʎ ɟı noʎ uo llǝds ǝɥʇ ƃuıʇsɐɔ ʎɹʇ plnoɔ I" Twilight offers.

[kamehamehaaa]

"No!" Gohan says.

Beat. "Sorry, I mean no thank you."

[no_vampires_plz]

"˙˙˙lnɟǝɹɐɔ ǝq ll,I ǝsıɯoɹd I 'uoɯ,ɔ 'ʍʍʍ∀"

[kamehamehaaa]

"I SAID NO!" Gohan says, automatically glowing with suspicion.

[no_vampires_plz]

"¡ʎɐʞo 'ʎɐʞO" Twilight backs up a few steps, nearly losing her balance on the rafter. "˙˙˙ɥsǝǝɥS"

[kamehamehaaa]

Gohan backs off too, watching the pony warily. Just because she's cute and purple doesn't mean she doesn't want to kill you, in his experience...

[no_vampires_plz]

"'noʎ punoɹɐ ʍolƃ ʇɐɥʇ" says Twilight, gesturing with one forehoof. "¿ǝɹoɟǝq ʇnoqɐ ƃuıʞlɐʇ ǝɹǝʍ noʎ ,ıɥɔ, ʇɐɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ sI"

[kamehamehaaa]

Gohan nods.

"I can control more chi than most people..."

[no_vampires_plz]

"¿op ,ǝldoǝd ʇsoɯ, uɐɔ ɥɔnɯ ʍoɥ pu∀"

[kamehamehaaa]

"Enough to stay alive on a normal day."

[no_vampires_plz]

"¿ǝslǝ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ɹo 'ƃuıʇɐǝq ʇɹɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ puɐ ƃuıɥʇɐǝɹq noʎ sdǝǝʞ ʇı uı s∀"