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Gary King ([personal profile] king_gary) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2013-09-29 07:26 am

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[oom: 19 Days until the World's End]

Gary didn't mean to find this place again, but it's a welcome sight. He hasn't exactly got the money to spare and needs to stretch out what he has until he drags himself back to the dole queue, or the next part-time job comes along. So a place that doesn't demand cash up front, but will let him drink all he wants anyway? Yes, definitely a welcome sight.

So he drags himself up to the bar and orders a pint, hoping to maybe find some answers at the bottom of it. He doesn't, of course, but maybe the answers will be in the bottom of the next one. Or maybe the one after that.



Botherable.
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[personal profile] unglitched 2013-09-29 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"That stuff smells gross," remarks a small child's voice from directly above. "How can you drink it?"
unglitched: (yeah right)

[personal profile] unglitched 2013-09-30 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
The little girl grimaces. "That's just nasty."
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[personal profile] unglitched 2013-09-30 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
"I haven't tried eating armpit hair either. That doesn't mean it's not nasty."
unglitched: (uh-HUH.)

[personal profile] unglitched 2013-09-30 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"Riiiight. That's why I'm out of my game, in a bar full of humans, talking to the guy who clearly has the best taste in everything ever."
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[personal profile] unglitched 2013-09-30 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yup!" she says cheerfully.
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[personal profile] unglitched 2013-09-30 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Guess so!" she chirps. "I'm still not eating anything that smells like that, though."
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[personal profile] unglitched 2013-09-30 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Why's your hair all greasy?" the child enquires.
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[personal profile] unglitched 2013-09-30 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"What's hair gel?"
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[personal profile] unglitched 2013-09-30 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's candy, genius. What else would it be?"
unglitched: (uh-HUH.)

[personal profile] unglitched 2013-09-30 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"And you're having a go at me for not drinking something that smells like butt. What's your point?"
unglitched: (uh-HUH.)

[personal profile] unglitched 2013-09-30 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a challenge, given that the child is hanging upside down from the rafters.

"A bit of a what?"
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[personal profile] unglitched 2013-10-02 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeahh, but I don't know what that means."
unglitched: (smug)

d'oh, wrong journal.

[personal profile] unglitched 2013-10-02 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, so it means 'totally awesome racer with a sweet special move who also happens to be President'?"

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