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[such_sins]

Ethan is quickly coming to the realization that ocean voyages are long and boring. Fortunately, he has a magic bar to entertain him as he drinks his breakfast.

Cue one gunslinger working on a bottle of whiskey one patient glass at a time.

Comments

[such_sins]

"I met one of those vampires here. It was quite a surprise."

[witchfinder_general]

"What was he like?" the priest asks.

[such_sins]

Ethan smiles at the man's assumption.

"Are all vampires male then? I'm afraid she was somewhat of a decent sort, though we didn't talk too much."

[witchfinder_general]

"No, but the most visible and pesky one here is," the priest says. "Decent sort? That would not have been the somewhat, erm, 'trashy' blonde?"

One can positively hear the air quotes.