Feuilly (
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milliways_bar2015-01-02 04:59 pm
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Happy Hour Enthusiasm
"Madame Bar?" Feuilly clears his throat and bends over the wooden surface, face going pink. Bahorel may have been joking about this. "Madame Bar, I would like to tend Happy Hour." Does he know what a Happy Hour is? Only vaguely! Has he been here a full 24 hours? Just barely! But by God, Feuilly is determined to meet people from other worlds.
He's relieved when a message on a paper napkin appears. It seems to be assent from the Bar? At any rate, it says Suggested Special: Cosmopolitan and gives a recipe.
So Special: Cosmopolitan goes up on the chalkboard, and he starts finding bottles. Vodka? That's Russian, isn't it? And...cranberry juice...triple sec...?
He's relieved when a message on a paper napkin appears. It seems to be assent from the Bar? At any rate, it says Suggested Special: Cosmopolitan and gives a recipe.
So Special: Cosmopolitan goes up on the chalkboard, and he starts finding bottles. Vodka? That's Russian, isn't it? And...cranberry juice...triple sec...?

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Feuilly gestures at the bottles he's collected. "I've never had a Cosmopolitan."
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She gives his arm a gentle pat. "We'll try it out together."
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"Ah, that's enough." She reaches out to guide him to stop. "Not too much of that or it'll be too sweet."
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--No wonder he's getting distracted from mixing drinks. Too many questions. He clears his throat and picks up the next ingredient; it's a good thing she's patient.
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She holds a hand out to him, long fingers, perfectly manicured. "I'm Minx."
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...No, bigger than that. No, bigger. And shinier.
But he looks entirely genial! He bellies up to the bar, sets his hammer on the ground and himself on a stool (which looks tinier and more fragile now that he's on it), and announces, "I will have one of these Cosmopolitans."
It's the kind of voice that gets heard across parade grounds and vast halls; there's a certain declaiming tenor to it, even though it's actually pitched at an entirely reasonable volume for talking across a bar.
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"...Yes. Of course, Monsieur."
He's not able to do witty banter while he mixes drinks, but at least he can mix a drink, given a recipe and some time for thought. He passes over the completed Cosmopolitan with visible relief. "Have you had one before?"
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He looks at the pink thing with interest.
"Is it a drink of your home?"
Carefully, he has a sip. And... hey, it's pretty good! (This shows on his face.) Not gonna be a new favorite or anything, but pretty good.
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Um. Tending bar means you get to make small talk, though, right? Once you've got the drinks bit sorted out? That's the whole point of this happy hour business, after all, right? "Where's home for you, Monsieur?"
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"My home is Asgard. Another realm than Earth."
He can't be certain that this guy is from Midgard, around Milliways, but he certainly seems human. So it's probably a reasonable assumption.
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"I'm from Earth," he answers slowly. "A human." It's a strange way to mark your small personal identity: it belongs to the rhetoric of fraternity and equality, not individuality and difference. "From France," Feuilly adds, which comes somewhat more naturally.
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"A proud land, I'm told. You have countrymen here who do your home proud."
He knocks back about half the cosmopolitan, makes an appreciative face at the rest of the pink stuff in the glass.
"I'm not human, but I know many wise and valiant mortals."
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...Yep.
As for the other question, his mouth twists a little in equivocating thought; he sits back on his barstool, and drains the rest of his drink. "We can die. But we live far longer than your kind, and are far less vulnerable to injury or sickness."
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"And are you all warriors and drinkers at home?"
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"But many of us. Asgard is renowned for its warriors and its feast table."
This is, in fact, entirely true, as well as Thor's partiality talking.
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Oh. Well. Right.
"Do--do you go to Earth sometimes?"